A list of puns related to "Cut Up"
He said "Maybe next time you should get premie carrots instead."
I said: βOf course not. I was going to put it up in the living room.β
The bartender says, βHey! Arenβt you the rope that I just threw out?β
The rope replied, βNo. Iβm a frayed knot.β
I told him to stop and that I would take him to the doctor for a more rofessional job. He told me he wanted to do it as he was working on his first aid merit badge for the boy scouts. So I said, "Suture self."
I didn't realize it was Extra Sharp.
Me: No, thanks.
Nurse: Fine. Suture self...
He says, βIβm applying the turn-a-cut!β
The first line is massive Then they get smaller and smaller
I asked her if she made it from scratch
The second doctor responds, "Suture self."
Because the seal was intact.
(Son's reaction: "I'm just going to pretend I never heard that...")
It really pissed me off. So the next day I got there early and taught his kid how to ride a bike.
And you can never get that back
She knew the crust was my favorite part. She hated me so much.
I joked with him about how the boxes are piling up and I need him to cut them up. He lives overseas so he said that if I buy his plane ticket, he'll come and do the work. I told him that my gardener Ebodio will cut the boxes if I ask him to, and much less money. To make my dad feel better, I (half-jokingly) say that Ebodio's technique is not as good and he will be slower, but he'll be a whole lot cheaper.
My dad's response: "I feel like I am being undercut"
I said: βOf course not. I was going to put it up in the living room.β
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