The nose puns are amazing.
Your nose will never be 12 inches long
Because then it would be a foot.
Where do they manufacture noses?
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
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Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D
What should you do if your nose goes on strike?
Ever hear of Henry, Santa's brown nosed reindeer?
He is just as fast as Rodolph but couldn't stop as quickly.
What do you call an elephant with a stuffy nose?
My nose should join the olympics
It' really good at running
My toddler keeps sticking that baby booger sucker in her nose...
She's got great aspirations.
No, really...
How do you call someone with no body and no nose?
If your nose runs, and your feet smell
You were built upside down.
You’re welcome.
Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask.
I still have to wear my underwear.
Why was the nose lying in the gutter?
A cabbage, a tomato, and a nose were having a race.
The cabbage was ahead, the nose was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Kid shows me his Red Nose Robin
Kid: Look Dad it's Robin!
Me: What's he robbing 🤨
Kid: facepalm 🤣
If I never learned to blow my nose…
My mother would have put the "stern" in sternutation.
My nose is so oily
America had invaded it to "spread democracy " twice.
Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?
He was having problems with his sin(x)s
If your nose bleeds easily then don't pick your nose
Or i'll catch you red-handed
I'm making a new documentary about hay-fever, called 'My Nose.'
My Nose will be streaming soon.
I'm always confused when I hear people say they pick their nose
Did you hear about the brown nose reindeer?
He’s the one who can’t stop on time.
My Dad’s sister got eaten by a lion with a long nose
Have you ever thought about what the world would be like without noses?
Nobody nose.
Also my boyfriend came up with this and I feel like this is so good I need to go take a pregnancy test to see if he’s about to be a dad.
Severed Human Nose Found
I live across from a lake and some fisherman found a severed human nose. The detective on the case asked if I know who it belongs to. I replied, "no body nose."
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches?
Cuz then it would be a foot
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it will be a foot :)
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can your nose not be 12 inches?
Cause then it would be a foot
What do you get when you pick a pigs nose 🐽?
Ham boogers.
I know. I know...
Snot funny
How do you call someone with no body and a nose
Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?
Cuz then it would be a foot.
What do you call a nose with no body?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Did you know your nose can't be longer than 12 inches ?
Otherwise it will be a foot.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call someone with no body and nose?
Why can't you have a 12 inch nose?
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
A man has no body and no nose. Who is he?
What do you call the nose on a bust?
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long ??
Because then it would be a foot
What do you call someone with no body and nose?
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