A Wokemon.
So this is just a βquality shit postβ
They're fighting for a just claws.
Because the times, they are a-changin'.
It's a silly act.
"You're not holding on to last year's shit"
My wife beat me to the first dad joke of the year. Damnit
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
Their children will die on this hill
Because they're too heavy
...I'll call it "Pottyfy".
In this space, this pun doesn't belong to him, brother.
In this time, that goddess doesn't own this pun.
You see child, in this existence, they are all: r/puns.βοΈ
Crippling Issue
Waste Management
Mama said thereβd be gays like this!
Happy Pride Month, yβall. :D
It will be called the Anti-vacs Movement
It was a shit show.
MeatToo
Coleβs Law
Guess we'll need some x-position to find out.
Bow-wows
But he didn't believe me; in fact he said I was full of shit.
And there's no plan b.
Apparently they're really unstable.
As of today I'm starting a Mens Lefts Activist movement. Equality for all!
I've never been Scherzo in all my life.
So there's two day traders looking at the commodity stocks for office supplies on their computer. "What's the movement on desks and chairs?" asks the first stockbroker.
"Um, that's moving up," says the second. "We should get into it."
"Okay what about stocks for desktop computers? Are they moving?" says the first.
"Yep, they're dropping," says the second. "We've got to sell that off."
"Okay what about paper? Is that moving?" says the first.
"Paper? No," says the second. "Paper is stationery."
Friend: Yes, it's a viscous cycle.
