It's a silly act.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
"You're not holding on to last year's shit"
My wife beat me to the first dad joke of the year. Damnit
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
Their children will die on this hill
Because they're too heavy
Crippling Issue
In this space, this pun doesn't belong to him, brother.
In this time, that goddess doesn't own this pun.
You see child, in this existence, they are all: r/puns.βοΈ
Mama said thereβd be gays like this!
Happy Pride Month, yβall. :D
Coleβs Law
Count Dooky
Bow-wows
But he didn't believe me; in fact he said I was full of shit.
And there's no plan b.
Apparently they're really unstable.
I've never been Scherzo in all my life.
Friend: Yes, it's a viscous cycle.
So there's two day traders looking at the commodity stocks for office supplies on their computer. "What's the movement on desks and chairs?" asks the first stockbroker.
"Um, that's moving up," says the second. "We should get into it."
"Okay what about stocks for desktop computers? Are they moving?" says the first.
"Yep, they're dropping," says the second. "We've got to sell that off."
"Okay what about paper? Is that moving?" says the first.
"Paper? No," says the second. "Paper is stationery."
Me, "Rosa Parks stood up for what she believed in!"
Dad, "Actually, I believe she stayed seated."
Edit: spelling
I spent a good portion of my youth rolling my eyes at my father's jokes. But deep down, I loved 'em. I have a great Dad. But I'm not really the best at saying "I love you". I was reading /r/dadjokes recently and I had an idea. I should turn my Dad's favorite joke into a t-shirt. Then, on Father's Day, I could video chat with him while I wear the shirt.
I think he would love the shit out of that, you know? Like, maybe he will think "Wow, my son gets it. He actually likes my humor!"
Then I thought, I could turn a bunch of these jokes into shirts. So I did. You can see them here:
http://www.funnyshirts.org/s/dadjokes
And then I thought, man, if I could get more people to do nothing else on Father's Day but to embrace their Dad's sense of humor... that would be pretty cool. It would make a lot of Dads happy.
So I wrote the Dad Joke Manifesto:
http://dadjokemanifesto.tumblr.com/themanifesto
You don't have to use t-shirts. Just make a good joke. Employ puns. Think about your Dad's style, his favorite joke, and embrace it.
If you can dig it, then join the movement. Send me your favorite Dad Jokes. Join us on:
If nothing else, follow along for some good dad jokes.
