Saw this tree at Mater’s Jingle Jamboree and said to my kids β€œthis tree looks tired!” All the dads around me chuckled at least.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jkevinparker
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A bear broke into the bee hives at my sister’s alma mater

And my dad had this to say about the event.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YonuNautilus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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How would Mater from 'Cars' call his wife?

'Ma queen'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maiemo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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My 3 year old dad joked me

We were watching Cars 2. In this movie, there is a scene where one of the characters, 'Mater' (a happy go lucky 'southern' towtruck) eats a bunch of wasabi thinking it's pistachio icecream. My 3 year old turns to me and says " hehe, he ate spice-cream" then burst out laughing.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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Job interview

Be sure to put in your resume that you used to voice act on Sesame street, that way no mater what you are applying for you were an ex Bert.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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My Dad's favorite college football team.

Asked my Dad what his favorite college football team is besides his alma mater and my university.

Dad: "Georgia Tech of course." Me: "Why?" Dad: "They're the only football team named after an article of clothing..."

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