Alma Puns

A list of puns related to "Alma"

A bear broke into the bee hives at my sister’s alma mater

And my dad had this to say about the event.

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👤︎ u/YonuNautilus
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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Did you hear about the song that Ella Fitzgerald was singing on the banks of the Alma in Ukraine?

It was Crimea River

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👤︎ u/ClassyScotsman
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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What do you call someone who insults the college you went to?

An alma hater

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👤︎ u/mooistejongen
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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My Dad's favorite college football team.

Asked my Dad what his favorite college football team is besides his alma mater and my university.

Dad: "Georgia Tech of course." Me: "Why?" Dad: "They're the only football team named after an article of clothing..."

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👤︎ u/TheClassyRifleman
📅︎ Sep 30 2013
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