What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?

A skeleton key

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👤︎ u/FireKTN
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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What do you call a female earth mage

A sandwitch

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👤︎ u/CableTV112
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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What do you call a mage named ian?

A Magician

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👤︎ u/vuyfogifux
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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As he grew older, my friend Ian lost his magic.

He used to be a magician.

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What do you call a mage who controls cats?

A nekomancer.

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📅︎ May 09 2019
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What city has the most mages per capita?

Manaheim

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👤︎ u/Dijburger
📅︎ May 16 2015
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How did the mage learn French?

With his Robes of Conjugation

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👤︎ u/Modernised
📅︎ Apr 14 2017
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A mage who uses love magic is called a

Romancer.

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👤︎ u/Kenreal
📅︎ Aug 23 2017
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What is the mage's equivalent of mano a mano combat?

Mana a mana

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👤︎ u/ItsProfOak
📅︎ Dec 11 2015
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My doc seems to think I either have a wizard or orthopedic footwear...

He said I have mage or healthy shoes.

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📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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What do you call a destructive wizard?

Da mage

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👤︎ u/MrZxAlan
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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