Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? Pun-laden remembrances after the death of the Italian chef.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
- He pasta way.
- We cannoli do so much.
- His legacy will become a pizza history.
- Just proves the old adage, “Here today, gone tomato.”
- How sad that he ran out of thyme.
- Olive my prayers go to the family.
- His wife is very upset; cheese still not over it.
- You never sausage a tragic thing!
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My thoughts are with his family.
His cell mate was a total nut
Have to admit, it's rather fetching.
But, he was so good, I didn't give a $hit.
Luckily it was instant
It's based on achoo story.
The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says “I don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “whatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says “there’s no charge.” Shocked she replies “no really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” “Honestly ma’am”, the mortician says, “it costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”
But I'm dead serious
Dead-Lee
He stepped on a landmine.
Nice funeral and all, but they had a horrible time getting him in the casket. You know when they tried to put the right arm in....
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
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They just don't know where he is.
Hop Sang
Me: Oh wow really? Is that the reason why the sales of Segways fell off?
Tried tequil himself.
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
He got caught in a trap
He never got to finish his sentence
So, to not make my kids sad, I bought another goldfish. He was an alternate.
His statue is 15 ft tall. That’s Horatio of 3:1
He pasta way too young.
They were able to place the casket in the grave after the third attempt.
Me: Thats very sad. Venice the funeral?
(Please excuse my poor english as it is not my first language)
Edit: I am not a dad, I am a 15 year old teen
Edit 2: Thank you u/Mnt2bdaddy for the wholesome award.
"All the more reason to put him out."
Now he's a ghost Buster.
I can’t believe Tarragon.
Turns out they had a lot of trouble putting him in his coffin. Because everytime they put his right leg in, he put his right leg out.
At least my uncle was being supportive as he kept on yelling, "Be positive!"
So I gave them away, free of charge.
They call it mourning wood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
He was playing on the road again.
He pasta away
We cannoli do so much to help
His legacy will become a pizza history
Here today, gone tomato
Sending olive our prayers to the family
His wife, cheese still not over it
No more penne tration for her
My thoughts are with his family.
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. He sadly ran out of thyme.
My thoughts are with his family.
