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Who is the official tour guide for the Vatican?
My kid couldn't figure out how to pronounce abominable so I drew a guide
Did you know you can hire a guide to take you through the labyrinth in sixty seconds?
While taking a fall foliage tour through Canada last year, our guide asked us what we thought of their trees.
I told him they look oak-eh.
Sherlock Holmes never buys a TV Guide at Christmas.
Do you know why I can identify with TV Guide?
I used to feel important but now i just have very poor circulation
Any dog can be a guide dog...
...if you don't care where you're going.
While taking a tour of a college campus, the tour guide mentioned that the school was surrounded by three different cemeteries.
Tour guide: And did you know that if you live across from a cemetery, you can’t be buried there?
Me: What?? Why not?
Tour guide: Because you’re still alive!
Where does a Himalayan guide buy their clothes?
At the Sherpa Image store!
Step by step guide on how to run..
Blind guy walks into a department store and starts swinging his guide dog in circles over his head.
A shop keeper asks him what he is doing and he replies "Taking a look around."
A blind man walks into a bar with his guide dog.
Then he starts spinning his leashed dog around himself.
The bartender asks him what the Hell is he doing, and the blind man goes:
"Just looking around..."
The tour guide says...
...Thank you for visiting the two-wheeled, self-balancing personal transporter museum today; I hope you had a good time. Speaking of good times, check out the food court and gift shop before you leave.
Me: That's a Segway
It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.
A guide on how to tell dad jokes:
Step 1: walk up to dad
Step 2: tell dad a joke
I was on a safari in Africa when one of the tourists asked our guide, “Is it difficult to spot cheetahs?”
He said, “No, they usually come that way.”
Douglas Adams finished writing the first chapter of A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
He thought, “Finally! I put A Dent in that book!”
After looking at the galactic traveller's guide, I was shocked by our solar system's rating.
A quick guide to being grounded
Dad: What is the opposite if maximum
Son: Minimum?
Dad: No, it's minidad! Stares with a huge smile on the face
Son: ...
Dad: ...
Son: ...
Dad: Olay go to your room, you're grounded!
My soon is climbing Everest. I asked him if he had a guide.
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":
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Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
I was reading a guide on Immanuel Kant
But a manual can't do experience justice
From The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
“You know,” said Arthur, “it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.”
“Why, what did she tell you?”
“I don’t know, I didn’t listen.”
Why don't blind people clean up after their guide dogs?
Because they can't see shit!
A two step survival guide if you are stuck on a desserted island.
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Check the spelling.
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If correct, grab a spoon.
The front of an FDA guide on marijuana
FDA Regulation of Marijuana:
Past Actions, Future Plans
Douglas C. Throckmorton, M.D.
Food and Drug Administration (FDA)
ICSB/ASP Joint Meeting
April 12, 2016
A Joint meeting on marijuana...
The first million people to send me a million dollars, will get a copy of my guide.
Of how to become a millionaire from Reddit.
Harper Lee apparently wrote a guide for cocktail mixing.
What Do Internet Guides Do When They Show You Around The Deep Web?
I dad joked my tour guide today
She was showing me around a class and the different stuff that they do.
A table she was showing me had a light in it and helps line stuff up
Her: "This is what we call a light table."
Me: "It looks pretty heavy to me."
I applied for a job as a Shakespeare tour guide
But never made it past the Onbarding process.
A guide on how to fall down the stairs
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Step by step guide on how to fall down stairs.
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Step by step guide on how to fall down the stairs.
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Here’s a step by step guide for riding an escalator.
A guide on how to fall down the stairs:
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How to fall down the stairs, a step by step guide
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Here’s a simple guide on how to ride an escalator.
Here’s a step by step guide on how to ride an escalator.
Here’s a step by step guide for riding an escalator.
How to walk up the stairs, a step by step guide
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A quick guide on how to fall down the stairs
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