47 Hilarious Likes... Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Heard y’all like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)

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👤︎ u/Soflytaxidermy

📅︎ Mar 07 2021

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Someone doesn't like puns reddit.com/gallery/lj6ty4

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👤︎ u/Jormungandr8_

📅︎ Feb 13 2021

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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y

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👤︎ u/smike1981

📅︎ Dec 26 2020

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I wrote a card for my friend who just graduated high school and wants to study geology and/or paleontology in college. She also likes puns :)

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👤︎ u/Neutrinoccino

📅︎ Jul 26 2020

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I like puns :)

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👤︎ u/Dytlan-

📅︎ Feb 07 2020

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Why don't kleptomaniacs like puns?

Because they take everything literally.

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👤︎ u/firejuggler74

📅︎ Aug 30 2020

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She doesn't like puns or DBZ. Let her go.

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👤︎ u/SpasticGinger234

📅︎ Feb 04 2020

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Do you guys like puns?

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👤︎ u/Aushire

📅︎ Sep 11 2017

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Do you like puns about drowning?

I think they are breathtaking

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👤︎ u/muxamoose

📅︎ Jun 20 2019

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I don’t even like puns...

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👤︎ u/Auxilor

📅︎ Nov 03 2018

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Mother Nature likes puns now.

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👤︎ u/Succulent_Hat

📅︎ Mar 18 2019

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This might be a little bit door-key, but I like puns

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👤︎ u/Unique_Decomposition

📅︎ May 08 2019

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How to propose an asian who likes puns.

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👤︎ u/DSpeed4s

📅︎ Jul 19 2019

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What do you call a girl who likes puns?

RePUNzel proceeds to slap knee

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👤︎ u/redwood_ninja_

📅︎ Nov 18 2019

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My brother told me he didn’t like puns.

He was swiftly punished.

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👤︎ u/thisuglymug

📅︎ Mar 22 2018

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Some people don't like puns...

and what I tell them is to turn that frown SUNNY SIDE UPside down.

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👤︎ u/Traditional_Sleep

📅︎ Jan 29 2019

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Why don't kleptomaniacs like puns?

Because they are always taking things literally

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👤︎ u/synthetic_tendency

📅︎ Jun 27 2019

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Even Maccas like puns.

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👤︎ u/Ghazi_Arasyid

📅︎ Jan 05 2018

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Herd you like puns imgur.com/gallery/e8CBXKL

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👤︎ u/horizontalcracker

📅︎ Jun 24 2014

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I heard you all like puns. youtube.com/watch?v=YZgNK…

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👤︎ u/SuckMyDax

📅︎ Dec 02 2014

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Why is the letter A like a flower?

Because a “b” comes after it!

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👤︎ u/90eight

📅︎ Mar 14 2021

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Never thought of it like that haha

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👤︎ u/nis_sama

📅︎ Apr 03 2021

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I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese

The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards

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👤︎ u/tomtomvissers

📅︎ Mar 11 2021

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My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so

A subreddit.

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👤︎ u/Such-Fig-3879

📅︎ Mar 12 2021

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Waiter: “How do you like your steak, sir”?

Sir: “Like winning an argument with my wife”.

Waiter “Rare it is!”.

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👤︎ u/boredhanda

📅︎ Mar 06 2021

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How do you get a farm girl to like you?

A tractor

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👤︎ u/The-MEGA-O

📅︎ Feb 26 2021

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I certainly soap you like it.

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👤︎ u/RossChickenTendies

📅︎ Feb 01 2021

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Bread is like the Sun

Rises in the yeast, sets in the waist.

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👤︎ u/FilthyMM

📅︎ Apr 05 2021

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i like to tell dad jokes

sometimes he laughs

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👤︎ u/AlfieOnSleep

📅︎ Apr 11 2021

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I think joule really likes this joke

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👤︎ u/HenkBlok

📅︎ Jan 13 2021

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We all feel like this sometimes

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👤︎ u/Mr-Eegee

📅︎ Apr 03 2021

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I have a hunch you will like this joke

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👤︎ u/HenkBlok

📅︎ Jan 30 2021

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Dad Jokes are like unvaccinated children.

They never get old.

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👤︎ u/Thesearenotmyhammer

📅︎ Apr 03 2021

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Like two peas in a (dolphin) pod

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👤︎ u/bo_veytia

📅︎ Jan 18 2021

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Like you didn't see this coming!

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👤︎ u/ToastyZ71

📅︎ Mar 10 2021

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Feel like this is the appropriate place for me to post this

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👤︎ u/pizza_turd

📅︎ Apr 03 2021

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My dentist looks like my eye doctor

They’re identical

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👤︎ u/snuzet

📅︎ Mar 30 2021

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A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Jan 10 2021

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I like jokes with a lot of soul in them.