So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
Each time you light with a lighter, the lighter gets lighter untill the light so light that it will not light
A heavier
all they had was 15,809 matches
But now he's just sluggish
So I installed tinder to get some matches.
All it came up with was 1,623,203 matches
…it smells like burnt nose hair?
...then looked at me and said "I'm packing heat"
Now I don't need the lighter.
I said, “Of course, give me your pack.”
He handed over his pack of cigarettes and I took one out and gave it him back saying, “There you go.”
“What’s that?” he said, all confused.
I said, “It’s a cigarette lighter.”
It is now the lightest.
happy sunday pun-day
I want hue.
but they only had matches!
so he took them and said
"they'll do just fine. thank you very ...
match"
and yes, he paused, did the finger gun and winked.
surely he was a dad.
But all I found was 13,579 matches
But all I got was ten thousand matches.
...but he was only the first bictim.
I came back with a bic and a clipper and said "I could only find two of these, and I don't think they'll make a very large blanket".
Because they're all past L
"I am the light, it's fire you seek."
I held it in my hand and said "Nope, feels like it weighs the same"
Because it is a lighter punch.
They are calling it Corral Bleaching.
then it dawned on me
Right next to the Darker!
hehehehehe
When my mom told my dad that my uncle had lost 50 lbs, my dad responded, "Well, where was the last place he saw them?"
because it's not Under Pressure
It gets lighter and lighter until it's so light that it won't light
All I found was 13,769 matches
