Best lighter puns...?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/umokayo_o
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Lighter is better
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AligatorKS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.

So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Stoners are lighter, cause only balloons get high

Each time you light with a lighter, the lighter gets lighter untill the light so light that it will not light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis907kid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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It’s the lighter fluid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What do you call a big lighter?

A heavier

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters

all they had was 15,809 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...

But now he's just sluggish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yadnivek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I lost my lighter.

So I installed tinder to get some matches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mighty__Tor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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I tried looking on Amazon for a lighter

All it came up with was 1,623,203 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattyrob575
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Did you know that if you get really close to a lighter flame…

…it smells like burnt nose hair?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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My switch was too heavy, so I got a lighter one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyrusDaSquid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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I’m two stone lighter this morning.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/readitt_prime
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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Lighter Indeed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaribouLegendaire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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It’s lighter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SharpTechno
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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My wife just picked up her lighter and put it in her pocket...

...then looked at me and said "I'm packing heat"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreamsD351GN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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A lighter switch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moonchroom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I googled "cigarette lighter" and got 150000 matches.

Now I don't need the lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AreetPal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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A cigarette lighter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crinthos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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A lighter one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoonBear696
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Today this guy at work asked me for a cigarette lighter…

I said, β€œOf course, give me your pack.”

He handed over his pack of cigarettes and I took one out and gave it him back saying, β€œThere you go.”

β€œWhat’s that?” he said, all confused.

I said, β€œIt’s a cigarette lighter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2017
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Switch to the lighter switch (They look lit)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snake9211
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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This lighter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thundis_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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A lighter switch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JIM45954
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What happens when a lighter uses up all its fluid?

It is now the lightest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rewind44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is heavy and the other is a little lighter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PilotDave3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I’m trying to smoke and ask Erik for a light: β€œWhen you take a cigarette out of your pack, it becomes a cigarette lighter.”

happy sunday pun-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onecupcoconut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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A high-lighter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrefyHun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mc1nc4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2016
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I feel a little lighter imgur.com/6EVSSEf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiorzol
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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middle-aged guy next to me in the pub yesterday asked the barman if they have a lighter ....

but they only had matches!

so he took them and said

"they'll do just fine. thank you very ...

match"

and yes, he paused, did the finger gun and winked.

surely he was a dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2014
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I went looking for lighters on ebay,

But all I found was 13,579 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoriartyHPlus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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Ebay useless I looked up lighters.

But all I got was ten thousand matches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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My uncle was killed by a lighter...

...but he was only the first bictim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/q-quan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2016
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My boyfriend sent me into the living room because he was hot and wanted a lighter blanket for the bed

I came back with a bic and a clipper and said "I could only find two of these, and I don't think they'll make a very large blanket".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trekkie4life618
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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ringolio comments on [North Texas] Found this guy and a smaller, lighter colored one on my car after a short but hard rain reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/khayber
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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I told my boys that M through Z should be written lighter than the other letters

Because they're all past L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2016
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Any time i ask my dad for a lighter.

"I am the light, it's fire you seek."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NextGenBacon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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My girlfriend got her hair done and asked me if it was lighter

I held it in my hand and said "Nope, feels like it weighs the same"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duhdundedon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2015
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Did you know if you punch someone with a lighter clench in your fist you will do less damage to the other person.

Because it is a lighter punch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartan17492
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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Global warming is causing the colors at rodeos to fade and get lighter

They are calling it Corral Bleaching.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teslarobot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2016
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I was wondering why it was getting lighter

then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TryxNZ
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2016
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Where is the Lighter?

Right next to the Darker!

hehehehehe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TerminalReddit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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my uncle is 50lbs lighter!

When my mom told my dad that my uncle had lost 50 lbs, my dad responded, "Well, where was the last place he saw them?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lachicareal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2013
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I got my dad a zippo lighter engraved with "Ice Ice Baby"

because it's not Under Pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oowth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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Every time you light your lighter

It gets lighter and lighter until it's so light that it won't light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Vile1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Ebay is useless. I tried searching for lighters

All I found was 13,769 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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