Three guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matchbox or lighter, what do they do?

They throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gab3_itch69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.

So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I googled "cigarette lighter" and got 150000 matches.

Now I don't need the lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AreetPal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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A cigarette lighter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crinthos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Today this guy at work asked me for a cigarette lighter…

I said, β€œOf course, give me your pack.”

He handed over his pack of cigarettes and I took one out and gave it him back saying, β€œThere you go.”

β€œWhat’s that?” he said, all confused.

I said, β€œIt’s a cigarette lighter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2017
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I’m trying to smoke and ask Erik for a light: β€œWhen you take a cigarette out of your pack, it becomes a cigarette lighter.”

happy sunday pun-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onecupcoconut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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3 men are stuck on a boat with 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.

They throw one over board and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Not my OC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtga_n00b
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigDHill
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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My son and I went camping yesterday when he asked me how to start a campfire...

I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same. Then you’ll have a match."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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3 men were on a boat, having dinner. In between the starter and main dishes they went smoking on the deck. Once arrived on the deck, the one with the cigarettes figured he had 4 cigarettes but no lighter. He threw one cigarette overboard so that the boat became a cigarette lighter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpicyForefingers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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"If you take a cigarette out of a cigarette packet, what does it become?"

A cigarette lighter.

He thought it was outrageously funny when we collectively groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klimmekkei
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2014
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My dad has the ultimate nerd jokes

3 guys are in a boat with 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. What do they do?
Throw 1 cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waker7281
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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Two men were on a boat and wanted to smoke but they didn't have anything to light their cigarettes.

So the they threw a cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowaboga
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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I can start a fire using nothing but a box of cigarettes...

Just take one out, and it becomes a cigarette lighter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peter_j_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
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Looking through the top posts.

I have been looking through the top post when I came across one that said "what do you get when you pull a cigarette out of the pack? A cigarette lighter" hahaha right? I tell my friends about it since we all smoke and groans all around. About an hour later and a few beers I ask for a lighter since I had lost mine. My buddy (his name is actually buddy) says "yeah man pull your cig out" so I do. "What do you have?" "An unlit cigarette" I tell him" no a cigarette lighter!" Laughs all around.

Tl;Dr. I got dad joked by a dad after I told him the original dad joke just prior.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dokwilson74
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes but no matches or lighter. What do they do?

They throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasmwala
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Four men are stranded with nothing but cigarettes on a boat with no way to light them

So they throw one cigarette off board, and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalalPork97
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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If you need to start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, make sure they’re the same...

Then you’ll have a match...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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If you need to start a fire by rubbing sticks together, make sure they are the same.

Then you'll have a match.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatostomach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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Three men are on a boat...

They have four cigarettes but no lighters or matches. What should they do?

Toss one of the cigarettes overboard. Then the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeCool888
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2014
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Just heard this one from a buddy

3 men are on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no way to light them.

How did they light them?

They threw one overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wraithofhate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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