4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
What do you call a big lighter?
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters
all they had was 15,809 matches
I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...
But now he's just sluggish
Every time you light your lighter
It gets lighter and lighter until it's so light that it won't light
3 men are stuck on a boat with 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
They throw one over board and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
I lost my lighter.
So I installed tinder to get some matches.
I tried looking on Amazon for a lighter
All it came up with was 1,623,203 matches
Did you know that if you get really close to a lighter flame…
…it smells like burnt nose hair?
Our dog has been a little under the weather so we took him in for a checkup. The vet picked him up, studied him for a bit, sighed and said, "I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna have to put him down." Tears welling in my eyes I sputtered, "Why!? What's wrong with him?"
The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"
My switch was too heavy, so I got a lighter one
What’s heavier, water or butane?
Butane is a lighter fluid
I’m two stone lighter this morning.
My wife just picked up her lighter and put it in her pocket...
...then looked at me and said "I'm packing heat"
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy the other is a little lighter
I googled "cigarette lighter" and got 150000 matches.
Now I don't need the lighter.
Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.
Today this guy at work asked me for a cigarette lighter…
I said, “Of course, give me your pack.”
He handed over his pack of cigarettes and I took one out and gave it him back saying, “There you go.”
“What’s that?” he said, all confused.
I said, “It’s a cigarette lighter.”
Switch to the lighter switch (They look lit)
What happens when a lighter uses up all its fluid?
I’m trying to smoke and ask Erik for a light: “When you take a cigarette out of your pack, it becomes a cigarette lighter.”
Which weighs more, a hippo or a Zippo?
Well yes, the hippo weighs more. But the Zippo is just a little lighter.
Dad: What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane? Son: they both weigh the same.
Dad: wrong. Water is a fluid and butane is a lighter fluid!
Edit: credit to u/Kelly240361
I thought I'd try my hand at snail racing.
My thinking was that if I take their shells off, that they'd be lighter and quicker.
All it did was make them a bit sluggish.
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
eBay is so useless
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 18,346 matches.
eBay is so useless
I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,570 matches
What's heavier, water or butane?
Water... butane is a lighter fluid
Which is heavier, water or butane?
Water, because butane is a lighter fluid.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A hippo is heavier while a zippo is lighter.
Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is heavy, and the other is a little lighter ✨
Ebay is useless. I tried searching for lighters
All I found was 13,769 matches
What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a zippo and a hippo?
One’s really heavy and the other is a little lighter
The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is heavy and the other is a little lighter
What weighs more; a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
The water weighs more. Butane is the lighter fluid.
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.
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