Lighter fluid Puns

A list of puns related to "Lighter fluid"

It’s the lighter fluid
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👤︎ u/Kelly240361
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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What happens when a lighter uses up all its fluid?

It is now the lightest.

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👤︎ u/rewind44
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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What's heavier, water or butane?

Water... butane is a lighter fluid

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👤︎ u/mitalily
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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Which weighs more, a gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is a lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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Dad: What weighs more? A gallon of water or a gallon of butane? Son: they both weigh the same.

Dad: wrong. Water is a fluid and butane is a lighter fluid!

Edit: credit to u/Kelly240361

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👤︎ u/ImNoTSaRCaStIc420
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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Which weighs more, a pound of water or a pound of kerosene?

The water, because the other one is the lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/themeatbridge
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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What's heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane ? (Substitute 'litre' for 'gallon' if reading outside of USA)

Water because butane is a lighter fluid

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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What's Heavier, one gallon of water or one gallon of butane?

Butane, because it's a lighter fluid.

My son told me this joke and he just informed me he got that from this same sub-reddit. So, sorry for the repost.

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👤︎ u/Ashotep
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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What’s heavier, water or butane?

Butane is a lighter fluid

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👤︎ u/awag80
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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Which is heavier, water or butane?

Water, because butane is a lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/Long-Afternoon
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/Zaachh_Ded
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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What weighs more; a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

The water weighs more. Butane is the lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/cabbithunt
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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Which weighs more a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

Water because butane is lighter fluid

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👤︎ u/TheFishmanau
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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Why does butane weigh less than water

Because it’s a lighter fluid

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👤︎ u/joeschmoetoday
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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Which weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water. Butane is lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/Rathabro
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?

Butane, because it's lighter fluid...

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👤︎ u/kdryan1
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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What’s heavier a gallon of water of a gallon of butane?

Water because butane is a lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/Necromorph_607
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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What is heavier Water or Butane?

Water .. Butane is a lighter fluid!

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👤︎ u/ZimbaZumba
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Which ways more a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

Water. Butane is a lighter fluid

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👤︎ u/stoll33
📅︎ May 08 2020
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What weighs more, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

The water, because the butane is lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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What is the worlds lightest fluid?

Lighter fluid.

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👤︎ u/ComradeBoiii
📅︎ May 14 2020
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What's heavier?

What's heavier? A gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?

Water because butane is lighter fluid!

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👤︎ u/GhostieTheMostie
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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Q: Which weighs more: a pound of water, or a pound of naphtha?

A: water weighs more.

The lighter fluid is naphtha.

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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