Zippo Puns

A list of puns related to "Zippo"

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy the other is a little lighter

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👤︎ u/ThingTop2579
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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Which weighs more, a hippo or a Zippo?

Well yes, the hippo weighs more. But the Zippo is just a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/dmatlack1023
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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What's a similarity with a hippo and a Zippo?

They both can kill you if you mess with them a lot.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/IHateCursedImages
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

A hippo is heavier while a zippo is lighter.

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👤︎ u/RussiaIsMyCity
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is heavy, and the other is a little lighter ✨

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👤︎ u/reefer_rat
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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What’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/gsned70
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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What’s the difference between a zippo and a hippo?

One’s really heavy and the other is a little lighter

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👤︎ u/tugboattt
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/JadeCubanLink
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/R4yvex
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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What's the difference between a zippo and a hippo

Ones heavy and ones a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/Jaramilloanthony
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/laserspewpew_
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is a 1 ton animal and the other is a little lighter

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👤︎ u/ghostintheattic
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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WhatWhat's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is heavy and the other is a little lighter

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👤︎ u/magicjon_juan
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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What is the difference between a Hippo, and a Zippo?

One is quite heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/H_G_Bells
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is a two-ton animal, the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One's really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/hirsty19784
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is quite heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/Kizmo22
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 17 2020
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What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/BeanieBear101
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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What's the difference between and hippo and a zippo

One is pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter

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👤︎ u/felipe3241
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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What's the difference between an elefant and a Zippo

One is a little lighter

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👤︎ u/Trumpigator38
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ May 04 2020
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/ashthewarrior7
📅︎ May 10 2020
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What's the difference between a zippo and a hippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/Hundle_Dundle
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One’s very heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/Merulius
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo ?

One is very heavy, and the other is a little lighter

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ May 10 2020
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One’s really heavy and one’s a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/gamerush177
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is a little heavier and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter

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👤︎ u/Ct_Nemo99
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One weights a tonne, and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/WartekBristol
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy And the other is a little lighter

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👤︎ u/grimace1542
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/bigDHill
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo

Ones really heavy.

The others a little lighter

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👤︎ u/Haas19
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/baconaboot
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is a heavy animal, the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/EGOfoodie
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo ?

One is really heavy and the other one is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/Naabi
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One's REALLY heavy, and the other one is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/duterium
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One's quite heavy, the other's a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/schottgun93
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter

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👤︎ u/BCantoran
📅︎ May 07 2019
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

The hippo is heavy and the zippo is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/cincychaos
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is very heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/plmcalli
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

Ones quite heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/Meaty_Queef
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is a large heavy animal and the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/mcapsu
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One weighs quite a bit; the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/B_Murdog
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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What’s the difference between an elephant and a zippo?

Ones heavy, the other ones a little lighter

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👤︎ u/ChalkPhog
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One weighs upwards of 1800 pounds, the other is a little lighter.

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👤︎ u/youworryaboutyou
📅︎ Oct 10 2018
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