A list of puns related to "Zippo Lighter"
because it's not Under Pressure
Well yes, the hippo weighs more. But the Zippo is just a little lighter.
I said, “Of course, give me your pack.”
He handed over his pack of cigarettes and I took one out and gave it him back saying, “There you go.”
“What’s that?” he said, all confused.
I said, “It’s a cigarette lighter.”
Co-worker pulled out his keys and dropped his Zippo. Had to tell him he wouldn't have dropped that if it were lighter.
A hippo is heavier while a zippo is lighter.
A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
The hippo is heavy and the zippo is a little lighter.
Well, a hippo is really heavy, while a zippo is just a little lighter!
A Hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter.
A hippo is very heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.
A hippopotamus is a very heavy animal and a Zippo is a little lighter.
A hippo's pretty heavy, a Zippo's a little lighter
A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
A hippo is heavy.
A zippo is a little lighter.
A zippo is a little lighter.
A hippo is really heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.
A hippo is a large, heavy mammal, a zippo is a little lighter
A rhino is really heavy. A zippo is a little lighter.
A hippo is very large and heavy, and a zippo is just a little lighter.
Edit: Found out this was a repost :(
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