United States Military Puns

A list of puns related to "United States Military"

Which branch of military is the most patriotic in the United States?

The Air Force, because they're US AF.

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👤︎ u/Noir_Reaper
📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

You get them VERY ANGRY

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👤︎ u/sisrael81
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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My 4 year old just told her first dad joke, and I've never been more proud.

My pregnant wife is wearing a white shirt that has a pumpkin painted over her belly, for Halloween. We are having another little girl, and have set on the name Ellie.

My daughter comes home, and is greeted by my wife.

4yo: "I like your shirt mama!

Wife: "Aww thank you! Do you like my pumpkin belly?

4yo: "...I like your pumpkin Ellie!"

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👤︎ u/Shade0217
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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How does paper beat a rock?

even the united states military had a hard time winning against a rock.

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👤︎ u/ethanlgraham
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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Which branch of the United States military is the most patriotic?

The Air Force; they're US AF

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👤︎ u/Smithmonkey98
📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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