So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
Now I don't need the lighter.
I said, “Of course, give me your pack.”
He handed over his pack of cigarettes and I took one out and gave it him back saying, “There you go.”
“What’s that?” he said, all confused.
I said, “It’s a cigarette lighter.”
happy sunday pun-day
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
So they throw one cigarette off board, and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same. Then you’ll have a match."
3 men were on a boat, having dinner. In between the starter and main dishes they went smoking on the deck. Once arrived on the deck, the one with the cigarettes figured he had 4 cigarettes but no lighter. He threw one cigarette overboard so that the boat became a cigarette lighter
A cigarette lighter.
He thought it was outrageously funny when we collectively groaned.
3 guys are in a boat with 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. What do they do?
Throw 1 cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
So the they threw a cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Just take one out, and it becomes a cigarette lighter!
I have been looking through the top post when I came across one that said "what do you get when you pull a cigarette out of the pack? A cigarette lighter" hahaha right? I tell my friends about it since we all smoke and groans all around. About an hour later and a few beers I ask for a lighter since I had lost mine. My buddy (his name is actually buddy) says "yeah man pull your cig out" so I do. "What do you have?" "An unlit cigarette" I tell him" no a cigarette lighter!" Laughs all around.
Tl;Dr. I got dad joked by a dad after I told him the original dad joke just prior.
Then you’ll have a match...
Then you'll have a match.
They have four cigarettes but no lighters or matches. What should they do?
Toss one of the cigarettes overboard. Then the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter!
3 men are on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no way to light them.
How did they light them?
They threw one overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter.
