Lighters Puns

So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.

all they had was 15,809 matches

But now he's just sluggish

It gets lighter and lighter until it's so light that it won't light

So I installed tinder to get some matches.

All it came up with was 1,623,203 matches

…it smells like burnt nose hair?

...then looked at me and said "I'm packing heat"

Now I don't need the lighter.

I said, “Of course, give me your pack.”

He handed over his pack of cigarettes and I took one out and gave it him back saying, “There you go.”

“What’s that?” he said, all confused.

I said, “It’s a cigarette lighter.”

It is now the lightest.

I can't wait to see his face light up.

happy sunday pun-day

Correct answer: A potential fire-hazard...

I want hue.

but they only had matches!

so he took them and said

"they'll do just fine. thank you very ...

match"

and yes, he paused, did the finger gun and winked.

surely he was a dad.

But all I got was ten thousand matches.

But all I found was 13,579 matches

I came back with a bic and a clipper and said "I could only find two of these, and I don't think they'll make a very large blanket".

Because they're all past L

I held it in my hand and said "Nope, feels like it weighs the same"

Because it is a lighter punch.

They are calling it Corral Bleaching.

They throw one cigarette out and boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

All I found was 13,769 matches

And the whole boat became a cigarette lighter.

Now I don’t need a cigarette lighter

Toss one cigarette overboard.

The boat is now a cigarette lighter.

I said, “Of course, give me your pack.”

He handed over his pack of cigarettes and I took one out and gave it him back saying, “There you go.”

“What’s that?” he said all confused.

I said, “It’s a cigarette lighter.”