My cat got sick, so I had to give it some pills. To make my life easier, I wrapped it up in ham.
When it couldn’t run away I could jam the pills in no problem.
I've decided to start storing everything in the Cloud, and it's a lot easier than you'd think
Although I'm still not sure how exactly I'm supposed to get anything back down... I guess I'll just have to wait until the balloons pop to use my TV again.
I found it easier to follow my new year's resolution after I misspelled it.
I am now on a no-crab diet
Why is it easier to take an F-150 across a river than a Silverado?
Bc no one ever Chevy’d a river
What can you get in these difficult times to make thing easier?
Physics puns are relatively easier to make
Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control?
Of course - it goes without swaying!”
What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
A man tells his friend he likes the markers that write thinner because they're easier to draw with
His friend says "you make a fine point."
Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after the Force Awakens?
The town I’m from just completed dredging a new river that’s going to make travel a lot easier. They’re having a feast to celebrate! It’s going to be called...
You want to know how to make this Easter holiday easier?
Everything in the world is easier said than done
Unless you have a speech impediment
Easier than stealing a bean from a beanie baby
I built a screen porch and it was much easier since I didn’t install windows.
Looking for an easier way to get chopped spaghetti off the floor. (Under the high chair)
Because my current solution is not cutting it.
You know what color is easier to lift than blue?
It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.
When I started learning math, I thought fractions were easier than decimals.
I think I was missing the point.
Do you know why it's easier to breathe when it's hailing?
It's just easier to inhail
Getting to Mordor would have been a lot easier this way
My friend thinks it’s easier to deal with fractions than with decimals.
I said, “You’re missing the point.”
How do you make Easter easier?
Swap out the 't' for an 'i'
Its easier than you think
Why is it easier to steal 2nd base than 3rd base?
Because there’s a short stop between 2nd and 3rd
The horse breeder always found it easier to sell brightly-coloured horses than pale ones
Two reds are better than dun
My son took a box of crackers out of the cabinet to get a snack. I told him to put it back with the box top facing out to make it easier next time...
I told him it was a get Ritz quick scheme...
It’s easier to prevent ladies from eating Tide Pods
It’s harder to deter gents
Was playing Astroneer and found myself wishing I had some way I could make bigger tunnels easier...
Why is it easier to date a Chinese girl?
My Mother: This hat pattern looks easier than the other one....
Me: It’s sew easy!
My Husband: It’s not very sewphisticated!...Do my puns have you in stitches? I’m laughing so hard I’m bobbin my head back and forth.
My Dad: Are you starting to see a pattern here?
What gets easier to pick up as it gets heavier?
New shock absorbers make a car easier to control.
That goes without swaying.
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