My cat got sick, so I had to give it some pills. To make my life easier, I wrapped it up in ham.

When it couldn’t run away I could jam the pills in no problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sireldo
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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I've decided to start storing everything in the Cloud, and it's a lot easier than you'd think

Although I'm still not sure how exactly I'm supposed to get anything back down... I guess I'll just have to wait until the balloons pop to use my TV again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartansATTACK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I found it easier to follow my new year's resolution after I misspelled it.

I am now on a no-crab diet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObviouslySyrca
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Why is it easier to take an F-150 across a river than a Silverado?

Bc no one ever Chevy’d a river

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psykotic24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What can you get in these difficult times to make thing easier?

You can forget!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Physics puns are relatively easier to make
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yesandno-2003
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control?

Of course - it goes without swaying!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Ladies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bucko787
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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A man tells his friend he likes the markers that write thinner because they're easier to draw with

His friend says "you make a fine point."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr33nphoenix
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after the Force Awakens?

It was now Hans free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mojogoing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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The town I’m from just completed dredging a new river that’s going to make travel a lot easier. They’re having a feast to celebrate! It’s going to be called...

The New River Gorge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Campagnolo412
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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You want to know how to make this Easter holiday easier?

Replace the T with an I

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nijewkin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Everything in the world is easier said than done

Unless you have a speech impediment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Easier than stealing a bean from a beanie baby
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeoMarethyu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I built a screen porch and it was much easier since I didn’t install windows.

It was paneless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Looking for an easier way to get chopped spaghetti off the floor. (Under the high chair)

Because my current solution is not cutting it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matcorn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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You know what color is easier to lift than blue?

Light blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fazielr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.

It made a good ad visor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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When I started learning math, I thought fractions were easier than decimals.

I think I was missing the point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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It’s easier to deter ladies from eating tide pods reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Do you know why it's easier to breathe when it's hailing?

It's just easier to inhail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironfist221
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Getting to Mordor would have been a lot easier this way
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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My friend thinks it’s easier to deal with fractions than with decimals.

I said, β€œYou’re missing the point.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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How do you make Easter easier?

Swap out the 't' for an 'i'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blazingcrono
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Its easier than you think
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TIFUbyredditting
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2015
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Why is it easier to steal 2nd base than 3rd base?

Because there’s a short stop between 2nd and 3rd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManCaveGamer
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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The horse breeder always found it easier to sell brightly-coloured horses than pale ones

Two reds are better than dun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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My son took a box of crackers out of the cabinet to get a snack. I told him to put it back with the box top facing out to make it easier next time...

I told him it was a get Ritz quick scheme...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titeman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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It’s easier to prevent ladies from eating Tide Pods

It’s harder to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaizersozen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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Was playing Astroneer and found myself wishing I had some way I could make bigger tunnels easier...

But that'd be boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zer01201
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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Why is it easier to date a Chinese girl?

They're lo mein-tenance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamietao
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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My Mother: This hat pattern looks easier than the other one....

Me: It’s sew easy!

My Husband: It’s not very sewphisticated!...Do my puns have you in stitches? I’m laughing so hard I’m bobbin my head back and forth.

My Dad: Are you starting to see a pattern here?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2015
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What gets easier to pick up as it gets heavier?

Women

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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New shock absorbers make a car easier to control.

That goes without swaying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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