Whaddya call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.

Whaddya call her Asian cousin.

Irene

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What do you call an Italian moose with one leg shorter than the others?

Moose so leany.

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👤︎ u/CMoy1980
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short.

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My Tinder date turned out to be shorter than his bio said.

I guess he was telling some tall tales.

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👤︎ u/Eamo853
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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What is shorter than longer

Count the letters. What has 4, longer has 6.

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👤︎ u/vinotm
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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If I make a bridge shorter

Is it now abridged?

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📅︎ May 15 2020
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He's only a little shorter!
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📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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One of the legs of this chair is shorter than the others.

I'm trying to just be okay with it but if I'm being honest it just doesn't sit well with me.

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Did you guys hear they're making the Oscars significantly shorter this year?

It's the 90 second Academy Awards.

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We had a daughter with one leg just slightly shorter than the other, her name was

Eileen

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👤︎ u/IsaacB1
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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My dad was his bowling league champion for 5 years straight! Needless to say, I looked up to him (not only because I was shorter than he)...

He was my roll model.

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What do you call a lady that has 1 leg shorter than the other?

Ilene

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👤︎ u/ahmadh26
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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Shorter people are way more attractive than taller people.

They are just way more down to earth.

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What do you call an Italian man with arm shorter than the other

Speech impaired

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👤︎ u/multifuel
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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Gustave Eiffel was shorter than most Parisians

But he was eventually able to tower over them all

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You'd be surprised how little people are shorter than me.

Just read it again.

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👤︎ u/twin802
📅︎ Jul 20 2016
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A man got a haircut that was shorter than he expected. He didn't like it at first, but a couple of days later...

...he said "I think it's starting to grow on me!"

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Did you hear about the man who ended up shorter after a car accident?

He lost a couple feet.

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👤︎ u/StonyTH7
📅︎ Apr 15 2016
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In this election year, I'm buying shorter socks.

I don't want two support crews.

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👤︎ u/SednaBoo
📅︎ Mar 03 2016
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"We should turn off here, it's the shorter route."

...my dad says as we pass the exit sign for Shorter, AL.

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👤︎ u/dane83
📅︎ Dec 25 2015
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Noticed that my dad's hair was shorter

I asked him "did you get a haircut?" He responded "no, I got them all cut."

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👤︎ u/Calax1088
📅︎ Jul 10 2014
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What can you make shorter by adding two letters?

Short

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👤︎ u/lafilafi
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short.

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👤︎ u/Guyshu
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short

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Which word is shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short.

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👤︎ u/beccah42
📅︎ Feb 17 2020
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short.

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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it??

Short

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👤︎ u/Tempsilon
📅︎ Nov 13 2018
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What word has 5 letters, but becomes shorter when you add 2 more?

Short.

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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short.

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What 4 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

Short

Edit: I mean. 5 letters word

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👤︎ u/Cheezzlez
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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What word become a shorter when you add two letters to it

Short

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👤︎ u/WUT_Coop
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short

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What becomes shorter when you add 2 letters?

Short

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.

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What do you call a woman that has one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.. Unless she's from Asian descent and then she would be Irene.

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👤︎ u/trenton00
📅︎ Aug 27 2016
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