I’m really distraught, my barber cut my hair way shorter than normal!
I would be more upset, but I think it’s growing on me.
A shorter joke
My youngest used to be really short, but last year she grew another foot!
Now getting shoes is really difficult....
A restaurant replaced its chefs with the local strongmen, and the time between ordering and receiving food has been much shorter ever since.
The new crew are excellent waitlifters.
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What do you call an Italian moose with one leg shorter than the others?
Whaddya call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.
Whaddya call her Asian cousin.
Irene
My Tinder date turned out to be shorter than his bio said.
I guess he was telling some tall tales.
What is shorter than longer
Count the letters. What has 4, longer has 6.
He's only a little shorter!
If I make a bridge shorter
We had a daughter with one leg just slightly shorter than the other, her name was
One of the legs of this chair is shorter than the others.
I'm trying to just be okay with it but if I'm being honest it just doesn't sit well with me.
Did you guys hear they're making the Oscars significantly shorter this year?
It's the 90 second Academy Awards.
You'd be surprised how little people are shorter than me.
Shorter people are way more attractive than taller people.
They are just way more down to earth.
What do you call an Italian man with arm shorter than the other
My dad was his bowling league champion for 5 years straight! Needless to say, I looked up to him (not only because I was shorter than he)...
Gustave Eiffel was shorter than most Parisians
But he was eventually able to tower over them all
A man got a haircut that was shorter than he expected. He didn't like it at first, but a couple of days later...
...he said "I think it's starting to grow on me!"
Did you hear about the man who ended up shorter after a car accident?
In this election year, I'm buying shorter socks.
I don't want two support crews.
"We should turn off here, it's the shorter route."
...my dad says as we pass the exit sign for Shorter, AL.
Noticed that my dad's hair was shorter
I asked him "did you get a haircut?"
He responded "no, I got them all cut."
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What can you make shorter by adding two letters?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it??
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Which word is shorter when you add two letters to it?
What word has 5 letters, but becomes shorter when you add 2 more?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What 4 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
Short
Edit: I mean. 5 letters word
What word become a shorter when you add two letters to it
What becomes shorter when you add 2 letters?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What do you call a lady that has 1 leg shorter than the other?
What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
What do you call a woman that has one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.. Unless she's from Asian descent and then she would be Irene.
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