4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.

So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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