Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. Itโs my laptop.
I thought, โI donโt have time for this shit.โ
I have been informed he was a-salted.
Bumpโฆ
Bumpโฆ
Bumpโฆ
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
Bumpโฆ
Bumpโฆ
BUMPโฆ
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home. The casket still bouncing quickly behind him.
Fasterโฆ
Fasterโฆ
FASTERโฆ
Bumpโฆ
Bumpโฆ
BUMPโฆ
He runs up to his door, fumbles with the keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.
Rushing up the stairs to his bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. His head is reeling. His breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup as the casket!
Andโฆ
The coffin stopsโฆ.
She took the rhombus.
..Then you can witness The Fall of Rome.
"I over swept"
They gave him the cold shoulder
Have you been wearing glasses during the pandemic?!? Have you been wearing your mask?!? You may be entitled to condensation.
oh, sorry, OMELETTE.
Boss: You mist the boat.
He overswept...
The Secret Room Service
Translate.
Guess that ship has sailed.
He was later awarded the Nobel prize
It was quite the Plot Twist
He was udderly exhausted.
Ketchup with you later
At this rate, he will never be there on time.
Sorry Iโm late.
Mrs. Carrot takes him to the ER and after a day of surgery, the doctor steps out and says, "Mrs. Carrot, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, we saved your husband. The bad news is, he's going to be a vegetable the rest of his life."
He had cold feet.
Because she has to wear socks.
I guess he likes to show up in the nick of time.
..He could never pin down a steady job.
But I'm sure that's just a bourbon legend.
..play by the Rouxs.
Stephen Hurry
He is lying
I dont think have time for this shit
I thought, โI donโt have time for this shit.โ
Because she got on the rhombus.
It overswept!
It overswept.
The cold shoulder
So his wife gave him the cold shoulder
Sorry I'm late.
It overswept.
