Knowing Puns

Has really opened a lot of doors for me.

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

I take it with a pinch of sugar.

It’s my secret ‘stache.

It's fine.

Because it's Narnia business

I was soon oriented.

So you know (Y) (X) is gon give it to ya.

I told him, “woah, slow down buddy. Curve your enthusiasm”

It was a kid napping.

It was a buoy

Kilometers

She said "Move your dinner whilst I sort these clothes out."

But we should cut his hang glider out of the tree soon.

Boy, were they Sorry.

I just have to brace myself and get it over with.

... Nous mo(u)rons.

Text to dad: Dad, how do I get an egg white?

Reply: Make sure both of its parents are caucasian.