What is the smelliest kind of ox?

A buttocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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What kind of chairs do they use in Ireland?

Paddy O’furniture

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What kind of socks do Panda bears wear?

None, they have bear feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What kind of shoes does a frog wear?

Open Toad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil-Porker22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says β€œwhat’s your favorite kind of music?”

He replied β€œI’m a big metal fan!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maniamadd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What kind of ant smells the best?

Deodorant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overachievingogre
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What kind of poo smells nice?

Shampoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterburk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What kind of shoes do bakers wear?

Loafers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianHunter420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What kind of car does an egg drive?

A yokeswagen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nanzort
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper?

A Fizzician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What kind of eel likes Italian food?

That's a moray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VomitingPotato
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What kind of books does a Rabbit like?

The one with the Hoppy ending. My daughter told me this πŸ˜€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peacefulsalmon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What kind of tea do Brits drink when they’re depressed?

Positivi-tea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godkingmaker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What kind of herb do you get from the ocean?

Sea-lantro!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buttery_Hamwater
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What's a postie's favourite kind of joke?

A knock knock joke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missbooie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What kind of spells do leprechauns use?

Lucky Charms.

Happy St Patrick's Day everyone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What kind of fax machine did the Trump Administration use?

An alternative facts machine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobbitinterrupted
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What kind of church is built on top if a hi rise?

A REPENT-HOUSE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMTheSurge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What kind of stone isn't an opal?

A nopal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What kind of haircut do bees get?

A buzz cut!

(Credit to my 7yo daughter, who will be a great dad one day)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What kind of bra do you wear on your back?

Vertebra

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What kind of vehicle does a wiener dog drive?

A Datsun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shigglezandgitz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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There are two kinds of people in this world, those who spell it doughnut

and those who donut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saeldaug
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What kind of clothing do piglets get?

Ham me downs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oppy1984
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders
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Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.

Gator-aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funkbuster_G
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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What kind of self-defense does a Jewish Trump supporter practice?

Krav MAGA.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyflextape
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What kind of horse is the fastest?

A pregnant one, Because it has 2 horsepower

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niels_h_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What kind of temper tantrums do fake presidents always throw?

Counterfeits!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Do you wanna know what kind of music windmills listen to?

They're big metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tristanator5100
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What kind of dogs like sun tanning?

Hotdogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oasishippie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What's the stinkiest kind of teacher?

A substi-toot teacher.

Told by my son and his friend (1st grade) who worked on this joke for about 30 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bklynman01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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For years I was searching for a book with all kind of maps.

Atlas, I found it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What kind of shoes a thief wear?

Sneakers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elated-cheese
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What kind of music do wind turbines like? imgur.com/TJUIW3h
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KipsBay2181
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What kind of geometry is the best at getting away?

A poly-gone!

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What’s a monsters favorite kind of sweets?

Dead velvet cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zomboy_5097
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What kind of cat passes an exam without studying?

Cheetah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sitathon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I’m looking for some kind of outer covering for muscles and bones.

Not for me. A skin for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donkeyknuckles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What kind of horses only come out at night?

Nightmares.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arish666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What kind of tree nut is best to take out on the boat for an all day fishing trip?

A Pecan

but only if you pronounce it "pee can"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earth_humanoid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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what kinds of jokes do mice like?

cheesy ones!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katiebear716
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?

A Lamborghini.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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these two wind turbines were standing in the field talking. one says to the other, "what kind of music do you like?" the reply...

"I'm a big metal fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niftyww
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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What kind of shoes do baker's wear

Loafers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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