A list of puns related to "Advised"
"But it’s worth a shot!"
The dispatcher replied, “So... no shirt, no shoes, no cervix?”
I've been with that doctor for 15 years.
He said, if I wanted to make it big, I would have to take some whisks.
One of them isn't Happy.
Sounds like a huge pain in the butt
"Well son, just take away their little brooms."
It's a site for sore eyes.
We’ll have to think of udder things to eat.
So I now identify as M, I gave up the ale
Seems like a shady business
"Then you’ll have a match!"
"Yeah, because from a distance, it'll look like hare!"
What did members of the Politburo wear to keep cool in the summer?
A: Lenin suits
What did the Soviet General Secretary say when he slipped and fell on ice in front of the Kremlin?
A: That'll leave a Marx!
What did the Commissar say to the workers on the collective farm when they slacked off?
A: Stop Stalin and get to work!
What did the Chinese President say when he stubbed his toe?
A: Mao! That hurts!
An officer in the Iranian army is talking to a subordinate.
The officer says, "Private, I think it's gonna rain."
The private says, "You think so, sir? The sky is completely clear and the sun is shining."
20 minutes later it starts to rain, a total deluge ensues.
The private says, "That was an amazing prediction, sir!. It did rain!"
The officer looks at the private, pats him on the shoulder and says, "Private, Ayatollah you so."
I take Tic-Tac-Toe very seriously.
I took it with a grain of salt
I stand corrected.
One of them is not Happy.
"...but it’s worth a shot."
"...but it’s worth a shot."
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