Luke Skywalker works at an Inking and Piercing Parlor. What is his specialty?
From my 7yr old daughter: Why was the pig covered in ink?
Because he lived in a pen!
So very proud!
Accidentally drank invisible ink
I'm at the hospital waiting to be seen.
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...
apparently the paper was jamming.
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
My wife and I decided to get matching ink on vacation, so I got a tat
From my 7 year old - why was the egg covered in ink?
Because it was being ink-cubated
He came up with this one on his own after hearing another one on this sub.
My coworker was changing the ink cartridge on our printer...
Me: Have you been going to the gym?
Him: Yeah, actually! Why?
Me: Because you look...toner.
Him: God damn it.
I hate working for what I want. Capitalism has ruined everything. Every time I dip my pen in the company ink, nine months later my wife hires a new employee.
Where do Jedi go to get inked?
My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...
I accidentally drank a whole bottle of invisible ink last night
If only you could see me now
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo
We had a party for our office supplies today. We even invited the invisible ink.
Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink ?
Pencils posed a problem, 2B or not 2B
What do squid say when they smell something gross?
Wow, it really “inks” in here 💀
I don’t th-INK you should
I've been creating sketches in invisible ink. Can you think of anyone else who has done that?
I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...
Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.
I told my wife I was going to start selling my invisible ink sketches.
She told me she doesn't see them catching on.
My last pen is nearly out of ink
One could say, it's a...PENDEMIC
Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.
Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.
If Frozen Water is Iced Water than what is Frozen ink?
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision
A new study is showing surprising advances in primate evolution: Dr. Thomas Ink, a researcher in southern Africa has found certain groups of apes 'brewing' alcohol by leaving old fruit to stand in water pools then drinking from it and becoming inebriated.
Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.
Printer or Traffic. This ink cause a jam.
My teenager was doing her homework, and suddenly her pen ran out of ink.
She said, “I can’t even write now.”
I decided to name my pig Ink
Because it kept running out of the pen
Why was the little ink drop crying?
Because his mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
My friend got pulled over and the cop drew his gun on him!
Luckily the ink washed off after a couple days
My buddy was trying to explain the appeal of invisible ink
...but I just don't see it.
I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it
Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
Never dip your pen in company ink.
Especially if it’s a family owned business
Dad gets some ink
A man visits a tattoo parlor with a rather simple, but strange request. He requests a short, straight line tattooed on his upper arm.
Once the first tattoo heals, he returns, asking for another, exactly the same as the first.
After a few more visits, it becomes clear to the tattoo artist that he's tattooing tally marks on the customer's arm.
Curiosity getting the better of the tattoo artist, he asks, "What are you counting?"
The man answers, "How many tattoos I have."
A girl opened a studio called TatTat. When asked what the name meant, she replied...
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink...
I am now in hospital, waiting to be seen.
I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..
Apparently the paper was Jamming.
Why was the little ink drop crying?
Because his mommy was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Why was the little ink drop crying?
Because his mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be...
People at our Christmas party were impressed when I showed off my incredibly detailed tattoo, but they didn't believe me when I tell them I got it done in Madrid.
Nobody expected the Spanish ink precision.
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