My wife beamed at me and said, “I had no idea our son would go that far!” Tearing up, I stammered, “I know!"
"The trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter!"
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
I made some ideas into images to put on to phone cases. This is my favourite - Get Off Your High Horse
I like the idea of podiums
They're a product I can really get behind
Why did the sculptor realize creating a self-portrait bust was a bad idea?
Because he got a head of himself.
I think sex education is a great idea in schools.
I just don't think the kids should be given homework.
It was a bad idea to ask the chicken farmer to referee basketball games
I'll admit, it was a half-baked idea
People might like the idea of driving a transparent car, but I don’t.
I had no idea what the word "edit" meant, so I checked in a dictionary
Edit: prepare (written material) for publication by correcting, condensing, or otherwise modifying it.
Got an idea for a movie about an old lady who's into poker and knitting...
My wife doesn't share my view that insulting a specific water bird is a good idea.
I think we're going to have to agree to diss a grebe.
What a grape idea for an old meme.
I invested in a business idea with some dermatologists.
I was glad they had some skin in the game.
Got this idea from the bilingual keyboard emoji suggestions...
My buddy Ian is a strong proponent of state surveillance of citizens. I disagree and think it's a bad idea, so I said...
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
The skipper of a 40 ton trawler which ran aground in Hull during the early hours of Sunday was reported to be 6 times over the legal limit for sailing. Authorities said they had no idea what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
Which game was a result of a mind blowing idea?
Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?
Because the prose outweigh the cons.
I have an idea for a math tutoring service.
I was replaying Wind Waker recently after having binged BNHA, and the idea popped into my head.
i have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth
Wanted a unique name for our new pet dog and asked a friend for ideas. His answer?
I’m sick of having great little ideas all the time, I think I have...
My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.
She said it was a waist of time.
Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in prison?
I'll tell you this— It ain't over easy.
I have this idea for a takeaway restaurant which just sells dairy
I think animal testing is a terrible idea...
They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I quizzed my daughter, "If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?" Reluctantly, she admitted, "I have no idea. What?" I chuckled...
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
I have no idea what to get now...am I supposed to get both?
I have an idea for a new product: a butter substitute mixed with an aphrodisiac.
I'm calling it Margarine of Eros.
My wife went into labor today, so I read the front page of /r/DadJokes to her as a distraction from the pain. Unfortunately, she didn’t laugh once, was clearly not amused and I have no idea why...
It must have been the delivery...
What do you say when anxious ideas won't leave you alone?
You think you have an idea but you have...
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye-deer
Shout out to whoever first came up with the idea to shred cheese.
My wife was disappointed at my idea to put her shoes outside last night......
I thought I'd just put the Fila's out there
I’m pretty open to the idea of getting bionics
Honestly, I’d pay an arm and a leg for them!
I dated a communist once. I had no idea. She seemed sweet. But it did NOT end well
Honestly I should have noticed all the red flags
I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.
I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
I once sat next to a baby on a 10 hour flight. I had no idea that it was possible for someone to cry for 10 hours straight.
Even the baby was impressed.
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