A list of puns related to "Hits"
...an ether/oar situation...
...not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
he was lucky it was a soft drink
It nearly killed him.
Yeah, apparently it was the first ever serf face to heir missile.
Don't worry, I'm not hurt. It was a soft drink.
It would be truly alarming.
It put me in a coca-coma
They get a small kick out of it
I’m trying really hard to kick the abbot
Because sex cells.
I said, "No, I've never seen a tree moving that fast before."
That was the punchline
Please accept my gondolances.
He was playing on the road again
Singapore!
He was a fun-guy.
If you do, there will be repercussions!
That way you start 2021 on the right foot.
It was a stroke of genius
A bugilist
After a change of heart I cancelled the order, but it was too late.
He'd been despatched.
He's a seasoned veteran
I think it’s quite humerus
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Me: good grief in full
5 year old: Hi Full, I'm Miriam!
Never been so proud of her in my life.
Luckily, my wounds were only super fish oil
She replied “the ball is round daddy” (with a straight face) So I tell her “no, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!”
She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says “I’M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!” Then throws it right back at me.
Proud dad moment.
He said it was like shooting fish in apparel.
Both can fly if you throw them hard enough
It was a lovely service...
Assaulting a salty teen with saltines
My dad just told me this one- hope you guys liked it 💖
For context, my dad had a leg amputation a few months back but he’s been in mostly good spirits about it. We were talking about places to eat in our area, and he asked where one of the fast food restaurants was around here, so I said “It’s at the intersection, where the IHOP is.”
Dad replied, “Oh, that’s my favorite place to get breakfast.”
I never got food with my dad at IHOP before so I was confused, but then it dawned on me what he meant. 😐
I told him “tread lightly”.
It was a tiramisunami
A quack in the windscreen.
He was all bark and no bite
Luckily, it was a soft drink.
Sycamore
I'm okay, it was a soft drink.
He’s now a seasoned veteran
Luckily it was a soft drink.
Dam(n).
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