Have you guys heard that the hit WW1 movie 1917 is getting a sequel!
Theyβre gonna call it 1918.
If you get hit in the face, the home treatment is to hold a raw steak against it to reduce swelling...
...it does more than meats the eye.
The first thing Iβll say if Captain James Hook ever get hit by a truck is
βYou ainβt seeing half of the insurance moneyβ
The Oscar winner for Best Picture is a Bong hit.
Do you know what the last thing to go through a fly's brain is as it hits your windshield?
Its butt.
What is it called when you hit a cop?
A pork-chop
Everyone is so surprised after getting hit by a calculator...
... I guess they weren't counting on it
What is the last thing that goes through a bugβs mind when it hits your windshield?
His ass.
Why is it painful when you're hit with a vibrating object?
Because it Hertz.
Some jerk said he was going to hit me with his guitar ! I said is that a fret?
The only note I can hit is an A#
Cause I always B flat
Just found a victim of hit and run in a parking lot. Crime is unbearable.
A smash hit musical is coming to a house near you!
Presenting: Domestic Abuse!
How can you tell if a monkey is angry? When the shit hits the fan.
Caught my wife and daughter off guard with this one! On the way to drop our daughter off at school, there had unfortunately been a possum that had just been hit in. Every passerby ran to check on it. I casually said βThose people better watch out, this road is obviously impossumble to crossβ
What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?
Its butt!
