I've got diarrhoea, my dads got diarrhoea and my grandparents have diarrhoea....

Runs in the family .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Your grandparents are planning their funeral arrangements in advance. Grandma wants to be transported in a horse and carriage grandpa wants a Ferrari.

Setting up to be a real race to the finish but I think Grandpa is winning this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gherkinstein
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Grandparents love telling their life stories over and over and over again
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImmaMess13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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When my grandparents came over they said: β€œYou look like you’ve grown a foot!”

I looked down to my feet, looked back up, and told them: β€œNo, I still have just two.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rallocks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I think I am going to be a Grandparent

Kid: What are we having for dinner?

Husband: It's a surprise!

Kid: You mean a SUPPER-ise!

Kid is definitely ready to be a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meilikah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My grandparents have been married for 65 years

Grandpa said he's ready to retire from it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Shoutout to my grandparents

Because that's the only way they can hear me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/da_one1morelight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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My grandparents disowned me after I joined the trades as a brick-layer.

They eventually reconciled after I got a promotion, but still consider me as a meh-son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigFootV519
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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My gift from my grandparents today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/perfectpizzafairy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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My communist grandparents hated each other, but still stayed married for more than 60 years.

It was a so-be-it union.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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So I accidentally walk in on my grandparents having sex...

"THIS IS WHY WE HAVE AUNTS!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ocean-Guy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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My girlfriend's parents probably expect to be grandparents after this one

My girlfriend's mom was opening her Christmas gift when her sister asks why the wrapping paper says "Snow time" on it since there is no snow this Christmas.

I immediately come back with,

"Because there is snow time like the present!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistafyed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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Special grandparents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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In my grandparents time, an orange was considered a treat from Santa. Now kids want an apple.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaBacLeis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Don’t let your grandparents have daughters.

That’s how you get aunts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexanderKeef
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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True story: I just had my first baby and asked my parents what they would like to be called as grandparents.

My mom thought about it and said "You guys can call me Grammie!"

My dad, without missing a beat, said "Well then I guess you can call me Oscar."

/r/granddadjokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/actualsnow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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Why are great grandparents better than regular grandparents.

Because they are great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldie101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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My communist grandparents got married, even though they didn’t really like each other.

It was a so-be-it union.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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What do you do when your grandparents can't control their bowels anymore?

Depends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deeo2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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My Grandparents came over to visit me at home today.

My Grandma looked around my apartment and noticed my wife and I didn't have any pictures of them in our place. This is how the conversation went:

Grandma: "I'm going to give you guys a picture of us. So you don't forget what we look like. We're not going to live forever."

Grandpa: "Not me, I plan on living forever. I'll die trying."

I thought it would be perfect for here. We all got a little chuckle out of it! Thanks for reading!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BR0THAKYLE
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2013
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The kids are at grandparents house. Tonight my wife and I spice things up...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EZ-C
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2016
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My grandparents are on a plane to Hawaii for their 50th anniversary.

When my grampa learns that the couple next to them are on their honeymoon he leans over and goes "This is what you two are gonna look like in 50 years"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Colonel_Graff-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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Grandparent's got my daughter a new toy. I've named it "Holy Sheep".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyro979
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
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My Dad was driving me home from our Grandparent's house when he dropped this one on me.

"Dad, the dashboard says the trunk is ajar."

-"Ajar? How can it be a jar? It's a trunk."

I loudly exhaled through my nose and just looked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PantsOfAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2014
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While discussing my grandparents' birthdays this year

Me: "What year were grandma and grandpa born?"

Mom: "1935"

Me: "Wow... think about how long ago that was."

Dad: "80 years ago, done."

Groans

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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Every time my grandparents come over.

As they're leaving

Me: Bye!

Grandpa: Sell, you'll make more money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ticklemejimjam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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Visiting my grandparents when my aunt arrives...

My dad to his sister "Did you hear about the two antenna that got married?" "no." "Oh, the wedding was alright, but the reception was great!"

My aunt and I lost it. The rest of the room filled with groaning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/landlubber12
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2014
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Helping my grandparents move with my dad and uncle.

Grandma: "Here's the hearing aid."

Dad: "What!?"

Uncle: "What!?"

This is just one of an entire morning of dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/24bones3
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2014
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