4 Hilarious Firstborn Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.

Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time

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👤︎ u/impostorbot

📅︎ Apr 11 2020

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My firstborn son's name will be Jason

My name's Jay

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👤︎ u/DJ_Bambusbjorn

📅︎ Aug 12 2019

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Firstborn Arrival Imminent

Alright r/dadjokes we've been at the hospital for about 16 hours and it's getting close to pushing time.

Would you be kind enough to share your best material for a very soon to be first time father?

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👤︎ u/Christophilies

📅︎ Jul 28 2017

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I spent many years guiding the king’s firstborn son to adulthood.

It was heir-raising.

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👤︎ u/vicious_viridian

📅︎ Apr 30 2018

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