How to earn a ton of money in 1 easy step
Put 5 female pigs and 5 male deers in your backyard.
Congratulations, you now have ten sows and bucks!
What do you call the money your garbage business earns?
Gross revenue
How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?
Pyramid schemes
Where did Alfred Pennyworth earn his degree?
Butler University
My friend works as a clown and doesn't earn much money so he spends every cent carefully.
He goes by Pennywise
I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.
I did it to make hens meet.
How do you earn a date with a farmers daughter?
A tractor
What do you get if you don't earn a full meal?
Just desserts
In the summer, I earn money by sprinkling tiny drops of water every morning on the front yards of rich people.
I don’t earn much, but I make dew.
An easy way to earn some extra money this summer
Dad: [points at trees] “See those trees? Kid: “yeah?” Dad: “How much will you give me if I take off my shoes and jump over them?” Kid: [looking up at trees] “There’s no way! A billion dollars!!!” Dad: [takes off shoes, puts them on the ground in front of him, jumps over shoes] “Pay up!”
Sheesh! All I did was earn my masters...
And now my college president is giving me the 3rd degree!
My son has been moving fire wood to earn screen time and keeps asking how much he has done
So I just asked if he wanted a log book to keep track.
Today my son learned that banks pay you to keep your money and earn more with it.
He said it was interesting.
What did the foot earn for coming first in the running competition?
A golden toe-ken.
