I’ve lost count of the times I forgot
I had a rooster that could count once...
Mrs. Dracula, from the living room: "Count Dracula!"
Count Dracula, from the basement:"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6..."
I had a hen who could count her own eggs.
She was a mathemachicken.
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
Do black and white count as colors?
How do you call something that makes a lot of sense for people who know how to count if you dont?
I've got a chicken who counts her own eggs....
Physicists are playing hide and seek in the afterlife. It's Einstein turn to seek. He counts to 100, turns around and notices Newton in a 1m*1m square. Hah, Newton, I found you!
See Einstein, the problem here is that you discovered Pascal!
A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3.
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
It's the little things that count (also a T-rex's arms)
https://www.instagram.com/standup.trex/
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A man goes to a beekeeper and asks for 12 bees. He counts, and sees he has been given 13....
“Sir, you gave me an extra!” he says. The beekeeper replies “Oh, that’s a freebie”
They should count all the people in this country that make $40k a year or less
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. “That’s one too many!” says the customer.
The clerk replies “It’s a freebie”
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
My mom said this unknowingly but it still counts
So I was complaining about where I am in life and the path I have chosen she said
"Don't try to blame someone else for the road your on ....its your own asphalt"
How does a farmer count his herd?
What do you call an octopus that can't count?
What did the German man say when asked if he could count past 8?
A good title for a conservative news article a couple days ago when Trump declared “Stop the count!” after Biden started making gains but Trump still could’ve shocked the world would’ve been...
“Trump’s Not Down For the Count”
Why do bottomless shoes count as Halloween decorations.
Because they have no soles.
If I have the ability to count
Does that mean I have accountability?
What do you call more turkeys than you can count?
A Gobbillion. Happy thanksgiving!
I was wondering what's taking them so long to count all the votes in Nevada
But I realized it's because their work is Neva Dan
Why do mission controllers count down on takeoff?
If they counted up the space shuttle would never take off.
Count Dracula is a terrible project manager...
... He always avoid the stakeholders.
Does this count as a pun?.. it's my favorite thing I've ever created...
Did you hear the one about the Mexican Magician? He announced to his audience: "For my final illusion, I will make myself vanish on the count of three…"
"… UNO! DOS!" *POOF* And he vanished without a Tres.
Does this count as a pun?
I recently got a hen to regularly count her eggs
She's a real mathemachicken!
Did you hear about the French man who could only count to seven?
I don't know if this counts, but...
Every time my sister and I would play the board game "Life" when we were little, we would ask my dad this:
Me: "Dad, wanna play life with us?"
Dad: "I'm already playing"
What do snakes count time in?
Does this count?? Idc, imma post it anyway
Do Grandpa Jokes count?
My brother was laying in the grass and got up and asked my grandpa if there was anything on his back.
My grandpa replied “yea, your shirt”
A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He says “Uno...Dos...” *POOF*
...he disappeared without a Très
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
I had a hen who could count her own eggs.
She was a mathemachicken!
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos...." POOF!
He disappeared without a tres.
What do you call a hen that counts her eggs?
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
I had a hen who could count her own eggs.
She was a mathemachicken.
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