Directions for climbing a ladder

Step one Step two Step three Etc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Today I saw a prison guard berating a dwarf inmate who was trying to escape by climbing down a drainpipe.

I thought it was a little condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Was driving by the prison the other night when I saw a midget climbing down from a window.

I said to myself, that’s a little condescending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awag80
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I was really scared when I got lost climbing some mountains recently, but I found a map, a topographical map...

It was a relief map.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/widowwarmer1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I got so tired while climbing a tall mountain in Nepal.

I did not think I would Everest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Climbing through my window on the first floor was easy. But if it was the second floor,

That'd be a different story all together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retro_Lancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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My friend said mountain climbing would be fun

I’m inclined to agree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skryf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I tried climbing a fence today,

I was shocked to find out it was an electric fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxryd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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i started taking lessons on rock climbing

Hopefully soon i get the hang of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you call a snobby criminal climbing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cokedupbunny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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My mountain-climbing trips are very well planned

I’m always on top of things

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Rock climbing isn't for me

I just can't get the hang of it. Maybe if I was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronHusker88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Climbing a mountain is great

But it's all downhill from there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thromadon
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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My girlfriend wore a negligee as she went climbing the cliff...

It was sheer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.

She asked how warm is it inside. I replied Lukewarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakeisbill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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He's climbing the company ladder
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its_eeasy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Working at a climbing gym has its perks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginganinja709
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I had a fear of climbing Chestnut Trees.

But now I have conkered it!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andyginn12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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If climbing trains was a sport ...

They would name it training

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Do you know the worst part about books on rock climbing?

Too many cliffhangers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoodieninja86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Ever since I lost my toes in a climbing accident, my best friend has been acting hostile towards me...

I guess he is lack-toes intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kennyjiang
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Rock-climbing is not for the timid. In fact, merely being a little brave is not enough.

You need to be boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avatar_ZW
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What do you call a Spider-Man climbing a wall?

Peter parkour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SensitiveLeading2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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What’s white and really bad a climbing trees?

A refrigerator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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How do you talk to a thief who is climbing down a wall?

In a condescending tone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mukundan_chariar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I tried to compete in a stair climbing competition, but I lost in the first round.

I guess I better step up my game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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(Turn the dome light on in the car before you start climbing a hill)

Wait till some one asks why you did that.

"I needed to make the car lighter to climb this hill"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0sz3fB0Y
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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A tip for rope-climbing

Whenever you’re scared, tell yourself you’re knot afraid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soosoos19926
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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I had to decide on what method I wanted to use in my house to get to the second floor. The options were stairs or a vertical climbing apparatus

I chose the ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WispOG
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Matched with a climbing enthusiast on Tinder [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaningGibbuz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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Ice climbing is like rock climbing but cooler
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalen4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.

I thought to myself, β€œThat’s a little condescending.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I saw a midget climbing down the prison wall the other day

It was a little condescending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CharlieFoxtrot432
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall today...

I thought that was a little condescending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theguy617
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.

Thought to myself, β€œthat’s a little condescending”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giacal3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.

I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeispunk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I just saw a dwarf climbing down the wall of a prison.

I thought to myself... β€œthat’s a little condescending”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanioEire
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Did you here about the dwarf climbing over the wall to escape prison?

He fell!

It was a little condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Othon1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall...

...I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Today I actually saw a dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall

I thought to myself, β€œnow that’s a little condescending”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camilodmoreno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.

She asked how warm is it inside? I said Lukewarm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark30322
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall.

As he turned and sneered at me, I thought, "that's a little condescending."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Today I saw dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall.

I thought to myself "Now, that's a little condescending".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jadelancer8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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Today I saw a an escaped convict dwarf climbing down a wall...

I have to tell you, it was a little condescending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesslees24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I saw a dwarf climbing over a prison wall and thought..

That’s a little condescending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SavageMan0615
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall.

It was a little condescending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brookscorbs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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