Directions for climbing a ladder
Step one
Step two
Step three
Etc.
Today I saw a prison guard berating a dwarf inmate who was trying to escape by climbing down a drainpipe.
I thought it was a little condescending.
Was driving by the prison the other night when I saw a midget climbing down from a window.
I said to myself, that’s a little condescending
I was really scared when I got lost climbing some mountains recently, but I found a map, a topographical map...
I got so tired while climbing a tall mountain in Nepal.
I did not think I would Everest.
Climbing through my window on the first floor was easy. But if it was the second floor,
That'd be a different story all together.
My friend said mountain climbing would be fun
I tried climbing a fence today,
I was shocked to find out it was an electric fence
i started taking lessons on rock climbing
Hopefully soon i get the hang of it.
What do you call a snobby criminal climbing down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
My mountain-climbing trips are very well planned
I’m always on top of things
Rock climbing isn't for me
I just can't get the hang of it. Maybe if I was a little boulder.
Climbing a mountain is great
But it's all downhill from there
My girlfriend wore a negligee as she went climbing the cliff...
Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.
She asked how warm is it inside. I replied Lukewarm.
He's climbing the company ladder
Working at a climbing gym has its perks
I had a fear of climbing Chestnut Trees.
But now I have conkered it!!
If climbing trains was a sport ...
They would name it training
Do you know the worst part about books on rock climbing?
Ever since I lost my toes in a climbing accident, my best friend has been acting hostile towards me...
I guess he is lack-toes intolerant
Rock-climbing is not for the timid. In fact, merely being a little brave is not enough.
What do you call a Spider-Man climbing a wall?
What’s white and really bad a climbing trees?
How do you talk to a thief who is climbing down a wall?
I tried to compete in a stair climbing competition, but I lost in the first round.
I guess I better step up my game.
(Turn the dome light on in the car before you start climbing a hill)
Wait till some one asks why you did that.
"I needed to make the car lighter to climb this hill"
A tip for rope-climbing
Whenever you’re scared, tell yourself you’re knot afraid.
I had to decide on what method I wanted to use in my house to get to the second floor. The options were stairs or a vertical climbing apparatus
Matched with a climbing enthusiast on Tinder [OC]
Ice climbing is like rock climbing but cooler
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, “That’s a little condescending.”
I saw a midget climbing down the prison wall the other day
It was a little condescending
I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall today...
I thought that was a little condescending
I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
Thought to myself, “that’s a little condescending”.
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.
I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
I just saw a dwarf climbing down the wall of a prison.
I thought to myself... “that’s a little condescending”.
Did you here about the dwarf climbing over the wall to escape prison?
He fell!
It was a little condescending.
Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall...
...I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.
Today I actually saw a dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall
I thought to myself, “now that’s a little condescending”
I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm.
She asked how warm is it inside? I said Lukewarm.
Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall.
As he turned and sneered at me, I thought, "that's a little condescending."
Today I saw dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall.
I thought to myself "Now, that's a little condescending".
Today I saw a an escaped convict dwarf climbing down a wall...
I have to tell you, it was a little condescending.
I saw a dwarf climbing over a prison wall and thought..
That’s a little condescending
I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall.
It was a little condescending
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