Why do theatre kids only drink camel milk?
Because it's a dromedaire!
What's the difference between a camel and crying over spilt milk?
One's a dromedary and the other's a dairy drama.
A friend of mine makes good money selling camelβs milk, but he has to put up with surly camels all day.
Itβs a drama dairy.
Why do actors drink camel's milk?
It comes from a dromedary!
A camel with no humps is called Humphrey.
I was just offered a chance to fly to South America to adopt a hoofed mammal.
Alpaca bag.
Drama dairy
Don't cry over camel's milk
Talking about what kind of interesting animal products we had eaten...
A colleague of mine says, "I tried camel milk once."
Another colleague says, "did you have it with one hump or two?"
