8 Hilarious Environmentally Friendly Puns

Did you know Bruce Banner disposes 95% of his waste in an environmentally friendly way?

Yes, he’s pretty green.

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👤︎ u/Inspector--Warp

📅︎ Dec 02 2020

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Spare bike parts are environmentally friendly

They are recyclable

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👤︎ u/DJ_Bambusbjorn

📅︎ Jun 22 2019

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Why did the environmentally-friendly factory require that its workers start wearing suspenders to work?

They wanted to eliminate waist products.

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper

📅︎ Apr 24 2019

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A glue company claimed it was environmentally friendly but was found to be dumping waste into the local river.

Their PR team is in a sticky situation.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42

📅︎ Apr 26 2019

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I've started being more environmentally friendly.

I just told a tree that it's really attractive.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Jul 13 2018

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How can you tell which fish is the most environmentally friendly?

By it's e-fish-ency rating

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👤︎ u/onemanwolfpack21

📅︎ Sep 14 2018

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My environmentally conscious friend built a car with wooden doors, wooden engine and a wooden chassis.

Unfortunately it wooden work.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 18 2018

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Legally Bland

A friend of mine is an environmental lawyer. She has sue-for-natural powers.

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👤︎ u/PunboySlim

📅︎ Jun 27 2017

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