I read a story to my daughter about a cow that produced magical golden milk
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Studies have revealed that cows produce much more milk when the farmers talk to them.
It's a case of, in one ear and out of the uddet
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Did you hear about the cow that could produce 1,000 gallons of milk every day?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What mind of milk do you get from a rich cow?
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︎ Sep 14 2020
It is amazing how a considerable ammount of people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...
But I am still looking for the pink cows!
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk
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︎ Jul 17 2020
What do you call a farm when none of the cows give milk?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Did you hear that they genetically engineered a milk cow to have no teats?
It was udderly pointless.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
I have a farmer friend who heats his milk products to 212 degrees Fahrenheit using cow chips...
Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
It's so hot outside that my cow started giving powdered milk
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︎ Aug 11 2020
My 4 year old cousin told me that cows make milk. So naturally I told her the brown cows make chocolate milk. And her jaw hit the floor. I then told her that pink cows make strawberry milk and then she caught me in my lie and said...
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What kind of milk do you get from footless cows?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Have you ever tried to milk a cow that has been cut in half?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
What happens if a cow drinks her own milk?
It comes in at one end, and out the udder
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︎ Dec 20 2019
When the first guy drank cow milk, society was probably like, "ughh, how dairy."
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︎ Dec 29 2019
How do you name someone that help you milk the cows
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︎ Dec 16 2019
Where does a farmer document the milk production of his cows?
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Did you hear the joke about the cows that provided milk for the Roman Army?
You totally should. It's legion-dairy.
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︎ Jun 28 2019
I once saw a cow that could produce no milk.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
I was telling my son about how a cow produces milk...
He asked me "Dad, if it doesn't produce anymore, is it an udder faliure?"
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︎ Jun 03 2019
My cow stopped producing milk
What an udder disappointment.
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︎ Dec 15 2018
I was rying to milk my cow and it looks like it was an udder failure.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
How can you tell if that milk is from your cow or udders? -
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︎ Aug 24 2019
What kind of milk do cows with no barn make?
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︎ Apr 06 2019
I saw a porno yesterday in which a chicken and a cow both drink chocolate milk.
It's called Brown Chicken, Brown Cow
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︎ Feb 26 2019
What do you call an ancient cow's milk?
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︎ Sep 19 2018
In the 1970s farmers attempted giving weed to cows in order to improve milk production. However, they concluded the steaks were too high.
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︎ Jan 11 2018
What do you call a cow that cannot produce milk?
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︎ Feb 09 2020
If a cow doesnβt produce milk, itβs both an udder failure, and a milk dud.
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︎ Mar 25 2019
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
What happens when a cow drinks her own milk?
It goes in one end, and out the utter.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
What happens if a cow drinks her own milk?
It comes in at one end and out of the udder.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
If a cow doesnβt produce milk:
Is it a milk dud or an udder failure?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Studies show cows produce more Milk when the Farmer talks to them.
Itβs a case of in one ear and out the udder
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︎ Dec 01 2018
So if a cow doesn't produce milk,
Is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure?
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︎ Feb 13 2019
What do you call a cow that doesnt produce milk?
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︎ Mar 13 2019
What do you call a cow that gives no milk
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︎ Oct 17 2018
It's a known fact that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them
It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
What Do you call a cow that can't make any Milk?
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What do you call a dairy cow that canβt produce milk?
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︎ May 29 2019
Did you hear about the cow who couldn't give any milk?
She was an udder disappointment.
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︎ Apr 13 2019
What do you call a cow that canβt produce milk?
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︎ Nov 14 2017
Studies show that cows produce more milk when farmers talk to them
Itβs a case of, in one ear and out the udder
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︎ Feb 05 2019
What do you call cows that don't produce milk?
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︎ Jun 20 2017
Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
Itβs a case of in one ear and out the udder.
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