Powdered Milk Puns

A list of puns related to "Powdered Milk"

It's so hot outside that my cow started giving powdered milk

It's udderly terrible

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👤︎ u/Jurica1306
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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As my friend Richard sat at my dining room table, I went to the kitchen and poured him a glass of milk and mixed in some brown powder from the yellow box in the pantry. That is how...

...I got Rich Quick.

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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Never been here before again

Old people will remember "Carnation" instant milk (powered milk). I got to thinking that if you added water to Carnation milk, then let it evaporate back to a powder,... then add water again it would be "ReinCarnation!"

[Yes, I'm a dad, so I'm fully licensed for such humor]

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👤︎ u/HoaleBoy
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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