The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
For I have synonymed.
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type-O”
They’re impervious to the pleasures of the flesh!
Then the rabbi says: "Just give me a tea, so I can become an overused joke."
Lettuce spray
...and ends up on the Island of Trid. The people there are starving and explain to the pastor that it’s because whenever they try to harvest the fruit at the top of the mountain, the nasty giant comes out of his cave and boots them all back down the hill. This infuriates the pastor who then declares that tomorrow he will join them on their next attempt. The next day they all march up the mountain together, and sure enough, out comes the giant who proceeds to kick all of the locals back down the hill leaving only the new guy to gather fruit at his leisure. Finally, he stops and asks the giant, “Well, aren’t you going to knock me off the mountain?”. Shaking his head, the giant says, “Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids”.
He's just bought himself a Holy Davidson.
I couldn't reach the food, so I said, "Excuse me Pastor, can you pass the pasta past the Pastor?"
(This actually happened, but it was kind of a letdown - they both just looked at me blankly, then resumed eating.)
I love my Christian Heavy Metal.
He becomes a high priest
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...
It's pastor bedtime
The pastor says, “You can’t be in here!” The Higgs Boson replies, “Well without me you can’t have mass.”
It's a not-for-prophet organization.
So he could spread the word
He said not to take the lords name in grain.
The al pastor says, "I think might be a..." The bartender cuts him off, "Hey, no outside food allowed."
He didn’t want to marry Kate and Ashley.
The pastor told me to get out, as I was blocking the aisle.
A romaine Catholic priest.
Christian Bale
He would be the Pastor of Muppets
How do we get them to byte, and chip in a few more CPUs on Sunday?
It’s his altar ego.
but they refrained from that.
She talks about him religiously.
This youth pastor is usually very humble, but once he stands on pulpit, he gets proud.
I think it’s his Altar ego
I guess you could say he was a prime minister.
With that, John got in line and when it was his turn the Pastor asked, " John, what do you want me to pray for you?"
John replied, "Pastor, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The Pastor put one finger of one hand on John's ear, placed his other hand on top of John's head, and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm. After a few minutes, the Pastor removed his hands, stood back and asked: "John, how is your hearing now?"
John answered, "I don't know. My hearing is actually next Thursday in the "Magistrate Court."
"It's raining hen, hallelujah!"
"Piece" be with you!
...a documentary on the lives of Lazarus and Jesus
Grandma: You need a new battery for your hearing aid.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "what is your blood type?" "I'm probably a type O" said the rabbit.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
...the nurse asks the rabbit, “what blood type are you?”
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a type O.”
For I have synonymed.
