Feathers because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds
He was in mortar peril.
The police aren’t helping because there isn’t enough concrete evidence.
Coworker: How is she today?
Me: She's still holding up well.
They have been stepped on for far too long.
It didn't help, but I knew he meant well
Because he just couldn’t Lego.
Glass
Doctors are calling it Munch housin’ syndrome.
Really big hands.
"Simply impeccable."
In America you can buy a square foot of bricks for around $8.50. There are 7 bricks in a square foot, meaning you are buying each brick for about a $1.21. Today one dollar is 0.75 pounds, so $1.21 is about 0.92 pounds, meaning for a full pound you can buy 1.087 bricks for about a pound. Each brick weighs 5 pounds, which means 1.087 bricks weighs 5.435 pounds. Now on the other hand you many buy 48 feathers for one dollar in America , considering that one dollar is 0.75 ponds, you could buy 64 feathers. with one pound. Each feather weighs around 0.0003 ounces, which multiplied by 64 is 0.0192 ounces , which is 0.0012 pounds. 5.435> 0.0012. There you have it a pound of bricks weighs more than a pound if feathers .
LEGO of the pain?
They eventually reconciled after I got a promotion, but still consider me as a meh-son.
They're always getting laid.
((To be played back and forth with a friend as questions and answers))
[499.]
What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? [1. Open door. 2. Put elephant in. 3. Close door.]
What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator? [1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Put giraffe in. 4. Close door.]
All the animals attend a birthday party for the king of the jungle, except one. Who didn’t attend? [The giraffe. He’s still in the refrigerator.]
A girl swims across an alligator infested river, but safely makes it to the other side. How was that possible? [All the alligators were at the birthday party.]
The girls still dies though, how come? [The one brick from the airplane fell on her head.]
So I leveled with them.
- A brick fell out from an areoplane carrying 100 bricks. How many are left?
- How do you put an elephant into a fridge?
- How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
- The Lion King had a bid ceremony but only one animal that did not attend. What was the animal?
- An adventurer wanted to cross a river fulled with crocodiles. But he is not hurt after crossing the river. Why?
- The adventurer dies after he walked away from the river. Why?
Answers
- 99 left
- Open the fridge, put it in, close the fridge.
- Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put it in, close the fridge.
- The giraffe.
- Because all the crocodile went to the ceremony.
- The brick fell on him and killed him.
It had a short shelf life!
Apparently my work wasn't good qWALLity
The police say they don't know what to make of it.
Blank slates....
But she's so hard to Lego
...but one does not simply walk into mortar
And then it hit me.
A Dobie's adobe abode owed dough.
It went on a course.
Came up with this today while laying bricks :) Possibly a bit niche outside of a building site.
It was heavy metal.
Psst! I've just got laid.
A ton of feathers. You have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
Dam.
The feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
Dam
Feathers, because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
"DAM!"
DAM
