What's a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

Dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skib900
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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just a nether brick in the wall
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkblade_e
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What did the bird say when it found a brand new brick wall?

"Simply impeccable."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sup-mr-stark
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I was walking by some folks, that didn't seem to get how lopsided the brick wall they were making was...

So I leveled with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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A man tried to pass through a brick wall

...but one does not simply walk into mortar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chairfairy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My dad was fixing the brick wall on the side of our tool shed.

When he was stirring the mortar, he told me to get him something to stir it with, but he told me it couldn't be a fork. I asked why, and he said "cause then I'd be a mortar forker."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananasox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2013
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Another Brick In The Wall

Kids are playing Minecraft, I'm playing random stuff in iTunes:

Daughter: Oh, is this Another Brick in the Wall?

Me: Yep! Pink Floyd.

Son: So is this...

I look over and he has this shit eating grin on his face and is literally laying a brick wall in Minecraft.

Daughter and I roll our eyes and look back at our screens. I'm so proud right now though :)

EDIT: Formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BAKACHEWYCHOMP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2015
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For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Can anyone recommend a builder?

I’ve been looking to get some masonry work done on a garden boundary outside my house, but the last builder I used ripped me off. He turned up with Pink Floyd blasting on his radio, laid one stone and then left, and he hasn’t been seen since.

I’m a bit disappointed by it, but all in all it’s just another brick in the wall...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hufc1908
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Pun Request! The Town of Bled

I'm giving a Talk at a Conference in a town called Bled. I know there are some good jokes to be made here!! but I'm at a brick wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Presch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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A length of rope walks into a bar...

The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve rope here." The length of rope leaves, and comes back later with a disguise. The bartender says "I just told you, we don't serve rope here." The rope decides that he'll get stronger and force his way into the bar. So, he starts stretching and exercising, twisting himself around, and rubs his back against the brick wall to build pain tolerance. When he returns to the bar, the bartender looks at him. "Weren't you the length of rope I kicked out earlier?"

"No," the rope responds. "I'm a frayed knot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FirstBoulevard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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All I got ...

My father had a demolition business ... it blew up in his face.

My father's career as a racing driver was going really well, then he hit a brick wall.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2014
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What did the fish say when it hit a brick wall?

Dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TugBoatAugust
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What did the fish say when he bumped into a brick wall?

Dam

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What did the fish say when he swam into a brick wall?

"DAM!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CeeCeeRoe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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What did the fish say when he swam into the brick wall.

DAM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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What did the fish say when he ran into the brick wall?

Dam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvonLipton
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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What did the fish say when he swam into a brick wall

Dam(n)!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lord-steezus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2016
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What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall?

DAM! One of dad's favorites.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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