"Simply impeccable."
So I leveled with them.
...but one does not simply walk into mortar
When he was stirring the mortar, he told me to get him something to stir it with, but he told me it couldn't be a fork. I asked why, and he said "cause then I'd be a mortar forker."
Kids are playing Minecraft, I'm playing random stuff in iTunes:
Daughter: Oh, is this Another Brick in the Wall?
Me: Yep! Pink Floyd.
Son: So is this...
I look over and he has this shit eating grin on his face and is literally laying a brick wall in Minecraft.
Daughter and I roll our eyes and look back at our screens. I'm so proud right now though :)
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I don’t know what to make of it.
I’ve been looking to get some masonry work done on a garden boundary outside my house, but the last builder I used ripped me off. He turned up with Pink Floyd blasting on his radio, laid one stone and then left, and he hasn’t been seen since.
I’m a bit disappointed by it, but all in all it’s just another brick in the wall...
I'm giving a Talk at a Conference in a town called Bled. I know there are some good jokes to be made here!! but I'm at a brick wall.
The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve rope here." The length of rope leaves, and comes back later with a disguise. The bartender says "I just told you, we don't serve rope here." The rope decides that he'll get stronger and force his way into the bar. So, he starts stretching and exercising, twisting himself around, and rubs his back against the brick wall to build pain tolerance. When he returns to the bar, the bartender looks at him. "Weren't you the length of rope I kicked out earlier?"
"No," the rope responds. "I'm a frayed knot."
My father had a demolition business ... it blew up in his face.
My father's career as a racing driver was going really well, then he hit a brick wall.
Dam.
Dam
"DAM!"
DAM
Dam!
Dam(n)!
DAM! One of dad's favorites.
