The Brick Puns

A list of puns related to "The Brick"

What did the fish say when it hit a brick wall?

Dam.

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👤︎ u/TugBoatAugust
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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We should raise the Lego bricks and help them to a normal Level of Respect!

They have been stepped on for far too long.

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👤︎ u/A_German_Memer
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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just a nether brick in the wall
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👤︎ u/Darkblade_e
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"

It didn't help, but I knew he meant well

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👤︎ u/HarryGoLocky
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?

Because he just couldn’t Lego.

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👤︎ u/joeChump
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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What do I have if I have 8 red LEGO bricks in one hand and 16 blue LEGO bricks in the other hand?

Really big hands.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ May 01 2020
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What did the bird say when it found a brand new brick wall?

"Simply impeccable."

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👤︎ u/sup-mr-stark
📅︎ May 06 2020
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My grandparents disowned me after I joined the trades as a brick-layer.

They eventually reconciled after I got a promotion, but still consider me as a meh-son.

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👤︎ u/BigFootV519
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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Bricks are the happiest construction materials.

They're always getting laid.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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I was walking by some folks, that didn't seem to get how lopsided the brick wall they were making was...

So I leveled with them.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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A lorry carrying LEGO bricks overturned on the motorway.

The police say they don't know what to make of it.

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👤︎ u/johnnydarko-
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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How did the brick learn how to get laid?

It went on a course.

Came up with this today while laying bricks :) Possibly a bit niche outside of a building site.

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👤︎ u/AssumedPersona
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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The other day a cadmium brick fell onto my two middle fingers.

It was heavy metal.

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👤︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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What did the one brick say to the other brick?

Psst! I've just got laid.

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👤︎ u/rush_dar
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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What did the brick road say on thanksgiving?

Cobble cobble cobble!

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👤︎ u/Sappity_Tappity
📅︎ Nov 23 2017
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My dad was fixing the brick wall on the side of our tool shed.

When he was stirring the mortar, he told me to get him something to stir it with, but he told me it couldn't be a fork. I asked why, and he said "cause then I'd be a mortar forker."

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👤︎ u/bananasox
📅︎ Sep 02 2013
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Another Brick In The Wall

Kids are playing Minecraft, I'm playing random stuff in iTunes:

Daughter: Oh, is this Another Brick in the Wall?

Me: Yep! Pink Floyd.

Son: So is this...

I look over and he has this shit eating grin on his face and is literally laying a brick wall in Minecraft.

Daughter and I roll our eyes and look back at our screens. I'm so proud right now though :)

EDIT: Formatting

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👤︎ u/BAKACHEWYCHOMP
📅︎ Jan 25 2015
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What did the fish say when he bumped into a brick wall?

Dam

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👤︎ u/flaminghotdillpickle
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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What did the fish say when he swam into a brick wall?

"DAM!"

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👤︎ u/CeeCeeRoe
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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What did the fish say when he swam into the brick wall.

DAM

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👤︎ u/jmahler0514
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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What did the fish say when he ran into the brick wall?

Dam!

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👤︎ u/AvonLipton
📅︎ Mar 31 2018
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What did the fish say when he swam into a brick wall

Dam(n)!

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👤︎ u/lord-steezus
📅︎ Oct 07 2016
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What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall?

DAM! One of dad's favorites.

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👤︎ u/kuchtaalex
📅︎ Aug 21 2013
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