We should raise the Lego bricks and help them to a normal Level of Respect!

They have been stepped on for far too long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_German_Memer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What do I have if I have 8 red LEGO bricks in one hand and 16 blue LEGO bricks in the other hand?

Really big hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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A lorry carrying LEGO bricks overturned on the motorway.

The police say they don't know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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A small meteorite is reportedly headed for Legoland

The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaltsTwoCents
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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*Leave* it alone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AGuyInInternet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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[Request] Need a good phone related pun!

A phone company that a family member works for asked their employees to come up with a pun. She's having trouble, so I told her I'd post here for some help.

She needs a pun relating to something like phone, 4g, call, or anything like that.

Example: Phone thugs-n-harmony

Show me what you got r/puns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeafEnt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2014
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My four-year-old got me. So proud!

After watching the Lego Movie, he turns to me and asks, "Dad, how do you think they built all those legos??" His tone was one of that innocent wonder and I didn't want to ruin anything so I simply replied, "I have no idea!"

Without missing a beat he says, "Probably one brick at a time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mckoond
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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