I made a LEGO pun earlier.
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Did you see how excited everyone was for the newest Lego set?
People lined up for blocks.
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︎ May 29 2021
Explosion at Lego Factory
Damage was limited to ten square blocks.
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︎ Jun 08 2021
Lego of it
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Lego land might reopen soon.
People are lining up for blocks.
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︎ May 07 2021
Kid: "Dad, whats the best thing you made with Legos?"
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︎ May 15 2021
All lego architecture is the same
The siding's always made of brick
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︎ May 17 2021
I've been building a lot of LEGO sets with my kids lately.
I'm happy to say I've been having an AFOL time!
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︎ Apr 17 2021
my crush came over to play with legos
it was a good way to build a relationship
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What do you call a knock-off lego rug with political views?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Our local Lego Store finally reopened after lockdown.
People were lined up for blocks.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I was trying come up with a series of jokes about Legos
But I never managed to put a set together.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
The new LEGO store is having it's grand opening today and the crowd is growing.
Folks are lined up for blocks!
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︎ Mar 12 2021
For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.
I donβt know what to make of it.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
A group in Denmark is trying to convince the government to use old Legos to re-pave their highways...
...unfortunately, they've been running into a lot of road blocks.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Lego made the lock lego
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Breaking: LEGO man gets squashed to death.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Sometimes itβs hard to lego
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Why did the lego regime fail?
They had the worst Duplo-mats. It all fell to pieces...
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I shouldn't have ate all those legos.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I just can't LEGO....
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︎ Sep 20 2020
My five year old daughter, wearing a Sleeping Beauty dress, casually playing with Legos: "ROAR ROAR ROARRRR!"
Me: "Are you roaring at me or is that a Lego monster?"
Her: "Its me."
Me: "Why are you roaring at me?"
Her: "Because I'm Aurora!"
My five year old daughter, everyone. She came up with that on her own. I've never felt more proud!
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︎ Aug 21 2020
The LEGO shop reopens tomorrow but I recommend avoiding it for the time being,
People will be lined up for blocks.
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︎ May 31 2020
I didn't realize the reopening of the Lego store was going to be so popular...
People are lining up for blocks!
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︎ Jun 19 2020
If all the elves were missing from my son's LOTR Lego set,
Would you call that a Lego-loss?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Vincent Van Goghβs son was a LEGO master. As a test of his skill he was asked...
Can you LEGO an egg Gogh?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
The re-opening of LEGO stores was the biggest event of 2020.
People were lined up for blocks!
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︎ Sep 02 2020
We should raise the Lego bricks and help them to a normal Level of Respect!
They have been stepped on for far too long.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Did you hear about the grand reopening of the Lego Store?
It was huge. People were lined up for blocks.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Did you hear about LEGO mini figures protesting?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Have you heard the Lego store is open for the first time since the COVID shutdown?
They're lining up for blocks.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I am a little confused about why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday
I don't know what to make of it
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︎ May 09 2020
My son asked me, βDad, why are Legos so popular?β
I said, βThey make a lot of connections.β
He shook his head and told me to hit the bricks.
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︎ May 01 2020
The government is finally allowing Lego Land to reopen...
...kids are lining up for blocks.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Stores are reopening after lockdown, and the Lego store has announced its reopening.
However, I recommend avoiding it, people will be lined up for blocks.
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︎ May 31 2020
What's the most common type of surgery preformed at the Lego hospital?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
My crush came over to play legos
It was a good way to build our relationship
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︎ Mar 08 2021
My crush came over to play legos
It was a good way to build a relationship
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︎ Mar 06 2021
The new Lego store recently opened up
People lined up for blocks
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Every morning after I wake up, I find that someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO on my front porch.
I donβt know what to make of it.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Lego stores have finally reopened in the midst of COVID-19...
and people are lined up for blocks.
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︎ May 29 2020
There's quite a crowd at the lego store
They are lined up for blocks.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Did you hear about the new LEGO store in the neighbourhood?
Folks are lining up for blocks!
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︎ Aug 30 2020
The Lego stores reopened this morning.
Customers are lined up for blocks.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
The re-opening of Lego stores was a big event
Really
Oh yeah, people were lined up for blocks
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Iβm a little confused as to why everyone keeps giving me legos for my birthday.
I donβt know what to make of it.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Did you hear about the crowds at the grand opening of the new Lego store?
People were lined up for blocks
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︎ Jun 09 2020
LEGO stores reopening will be one of the biggest events of 2020
People will be lined up for blocks
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︎ Jun 15 2020
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