I've been working on a LEGO joke
... But I'm afraid I'm going to brick it. ........It took me a long time to put it together. .............Maybe I should have built up to it.
-Credit. Co-worker M.W.
Got my wife with this one last night
[Discussing my plans to progressively steal more & more of my old Lego from my parents place]
Me: So this stuff I took was mostly technic pieces coz my nephew is way to young to understand how it all works
Her: But it's still harsh to be taking it - what about when he does become old enough for it?
Me: This is my plan for the future & the Lego which will go to our own children eventually... Call it... my legocy!!
[Wife makes one of the loudest dad joke groans I've ever heard]
