Seeing this, a robber sneaked past, and when the boss ended up being in the next room, the boss asked, “how’d you get past security?” In response to this, the robber said “you let your guard down.”
It’s nut milk.
I've never been caught.
I'm not sure what it is, but it'll come back to me
There is a national coin shortage, after all.
Saved you a klick.
It speaks for itself.
....they all just taste like airplane!?
I had to draw my own conclusions.
There's no point.
Their approach was plane and simple
Because they'd still have bear feet
( Canadian joke )
Credit:
https://twitter.com/johncleese/status/1131033587879432192?s=21
He likes keeping everything in odor.
He was sofa king comfortable.
So I asked him how much it costs and whether or not it works.
All they have to do is bring their own chair.
-organically sourced from my dad
...But he's my Czech mate.
The other day I was with my dad at the gym and he was getting on a treadmill while eating some cake (that he brought along) and he looked at me as if I was judging him and said, "What?.. I need some traction to run on the treadmill.."
"Did you hear my joke about the Indian chief's wives?"
The first wife lived in a hut made of deer hide, and bore him one son.
The second wife lived in a hut made of bear hide, and bore him one son.
The third wife lived in a hut of hippopotamus skin and bore him twin sons.
"Thus the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws of two hides!"
A fucking mad lib on the Pythagorean theorem. I'm pissed. He's so happy. Love you dad.
I tell my students to stay in their seats during lessons because my ADD makes me lose focus mid-sentence if they get up.
They ask "Mr El_Guapazo, do you have ADD?"
"Yep, I also have subtraction, division, and multiplication."
