When I was younger, I felt like a man, trapped inside a woman body.
I've got the body of a porn star....
All my clothes says XXXX.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
which bone of the human body is the funny bone?
Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?
A tiny part of me says yes.
My uncle was in a terrible accident, and lost the entire left side of his body.
When you die and donate you body to science...
My friend had the left side of his body ripped off in an accident.
But the doctor said he’ll be all right.
What do you call a unidentified body after a long time?
I once turned around and saw a dead body in an unlit corridor
I’m sorry, that took a dark turn
I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.
What do you call someone who labels jars of body parts?
I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.
I used to not like my body hair
So the doctor sat me down and gently revealed to me me that my child is a boy trapped in a girls body...
...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!
I used to be a man stuck inside a womans body....
What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?
What do you call an american car that crashed into a body of water?
A Fjord fusion!
I'll see my way out
What part of the body always loses?
I used to hate body hair...
My son wanted to see what would happen if he drank some of his body spray.
Now he speaks with a strange Axe scent.
What is the most boring body of water to cross?
This year, my friend decided to play his string instrument with a neck and a deep round back enclosing a hollow cavity, with a sound hole in the body at the voting booths...
He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.
My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
After a half century of study, I’ve discovered the true connection between mind and body.
Introducing the fauna of the human body
4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
Did you guys hear about the guy that had the whole left side of his body amputated?
If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.
I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?
Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts
There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.
Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.
Doctor: Your body has ran out of Potassium
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call someone with no body and nose?
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?
A tiny part of me says yes
What do you call someone with no body and no nose
A man has no body and no nose. Who is he?
When you die and donate your body to science...
What do you call someone with no body and nose?
What do you call a person with no body and no nose?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
"What do you call someone with no body and no nose?"
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