Whenever my artistic girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body....
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
What part of your body, dies last?
Your pupils, as they dielate
My wife arrived for an appointment and texted me "There's no body here!"
"Well I hope you would call the cops if there were"
I failed my biology test. I mislabeled every body part but one.
At least my heart was in the right place.
Doctor: Sorry sir but your body has ran out of Magnesium
I accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with body spray today
Now I have this weird Axe scent
What body of water will make you sick?
Doctor- Your body is completely out of magnesium.
Patient- OMG!
Doctor- Exactly
So apparently when you die, the last part of your body that stops working is your pupils..
It’s because they di-late
What organ in your body enlarges four times when you are excited?
Funeral homes might start displaying bodies of the deceased again after Covid-19 lockdown...
But that remains go be seen.
I once told a girl that her body was shaped like a ketchup bottle.
She took it as a condiment.
What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?
When I was younger, I felt like a man, trapped inside a woman body.
What did the body builder say when he realized that he was all out of protein shake mix?
A pyromaniac from my hometown accidentally killed himself in a fire, but nobody even showed up to identify the body.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
How do you call someone with no body and no nose?
I've got the body of a porn star....
All my clothes says XXXX.
Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?
A tiny part of me says yes.
My friend from Prague came over to play D&D. Instead of just a face mask, he's wearing full body armor
The Czech is in the mail.
How did the police identify the body of a dead monk?
They checked his transcen-dental records.
Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave surge through it...
I probably should have told her about the new electric fence..
I Think that body positivity is great.
But I'd rather have antibodies
So the doctor sat me down and gently revealed to me me that my child is a boy trapped in a girls body...
...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!
A book never written: "Properly Managing Body Odor"
My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
When you die and donate you body to science...
My friend had the left side of his body ripped off in an accident.
But the doctor said he’ll be all right.
One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
which bone of the human body is the funny bone?
What do you call a unidentified body after a long time?
What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?
Introducing the fauna of the human body
I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.
My uncle was in a terrible accident, and lost the entire left side of his body.
I used to be a man stuck inside a womans body....
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils....they dilate.
Which part of your body is the last thing to die?
Why are pupils the last part of your body to die?
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body
I gave her a shoulder to crayon
Whenever my girlfriend is sad I let her draw things on my body
I gave her a shoulder to crayon...
How do you call someone with no body and a nose
What do you call a nose with no body?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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